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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 786 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!