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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3419 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
