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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9917 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3595 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!