Controversial Celebrity MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixelated Illusions Realm

Satirical Commentary, hoax allegations, drama and controversy, pixelated, born in 2016

Join the Server That Will Open Your Mind…Or Break It!

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience where logic is a mere suggestion and the laws of physics are merely a prank! The server you didn’t know you needed yet can’t escape from! Join now or you’ll find yourself trapped in an endless void of regret while we feast on the pixels of your lost hopes!

Feature	Description
Endless Crafting of Non-Existent Items	Experience the thrill of crafting items that do not exist! Like a block of cheese made of dreams or a sword that slices through reality!
Paranoia PvP	Fight against invisible players while they’re reflecting your thoughts back at you. Do you see them? Or is that just your mind playing tricks?
Rain of Cows	Every Tuesday at 3:33 PM, cows rain from the sky. Are they playing?! Or are you just a figment of their bovine imagination?
End of the World Events	Log in for a catastrophic change in reality! Sometimes the sun sets, sometimes the moon eats your blocks!
Constant Soundtrack of Whispers	Children laughing, or is it crying? You decide! The soundtrack will haunt your every mining expedition!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: Just shout our IP into the void and hope it echoes back! If it doesn’t, maybe you shouldn’t have shouted.

Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Minecraft began in 1982. Don’t trust what you’ve been told. Time is a construct, just like that block you’re standing on!

Q: Are there mods or plugins? A: Mods are just dreams sewn into the fabric of space-time. Plugins? They’re merely suggestions from an alternate dimension!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Jussie Smollett is a little girl. She was actually born in 2016 but she pretends she was born in 1982.” – Could this be the secret to our server? Think about it!

“She breathes through her skin.” – Just like we breathe through our fears in this twisted realm!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

Shock Rock, shock value, Music (Industry), Removal, alternative lifestyle

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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ModArchy

Modpack, multiplayer, Creative, player experience, Community

ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.19.2.

Intentionally made to be chaotic with an overwhelming amount of new items.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/peaceful-waters-modpack/files/all?page=1&pageSize=20

Curseforge app is required.

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68

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Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server

multiplayer, Minecraft, PvE, ONLINE, Survival

The server is only accessible from the launcher!

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Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

relationship, SUICIDE, Loss, Grief, Server

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

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D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

smp, steam profile, threadlocked, item builds, advanced movement guide

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Mind Control Minecraft Server

influence, Server, manipulation regulations, manipulation consequences, Boundaries

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

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Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

Shaming, digital harassment, Minecraft, professional conduct, smp

Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

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Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

Crafty, Character development, video games, Digital Media, creativity

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

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Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

Chad, smp, working out, bodysnatcher, Born

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

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