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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5618 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!