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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5474 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
