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  • Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!

    Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!

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  • EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!

    EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!
    Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

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  • ConcertCatastrophe Minecraft Server

    ConcertCatastrophe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of drama and unnecessary restrictions in your life? Then join our Minecraft server, where we have no room for controlling boyfriends and their therapy sessions!

    Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want to a concert without asking for permission from someone you barely know. On our server, you are free to make your own choices and have a blast with your friends without any drama.

    Don’t let anyone dictate who you can hang out with, especially not someone who gives you PTSD vibes. Join our server and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who needs a concert when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

    So come on over and join us for a drama-free, fun-filled experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have the freedom to do whatever you want in our crazy Minecraft world?

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  • BlockBreakerBae – Minecraft SMP

    BlockBreakerBae – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your virtual love life!

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Whether you’re into players who can build epic castles or those who can navigate the Nether like a pro, we’ve got them all. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a virtual life together.

    But beware, we have some dealbreakers in this relationship. If your partner doesn’t share their diamonds with you or tries to steal your enchanted gear, it’s time to say goodbye. We only accept players who treat their virtual relationships with respect and kindness.

    So come join us and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your virtual happily ever after!

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  • FlyPoopPatrol

    FlyPoopPatrol
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

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  • CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst

    CraftyLove: Anniversary Abandonment Angst
    Are you tired of dealing with unreliable partners who prioritize poker over anniversaries? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any drunken fiancés ruining the fun! Our server is alcohol-free and full of supportive players who will never leave you hanging for a game of cards. Say goodbye to controlling jerks and hello to a community where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best castle in all of Minecraft! Join now and leave the drama behind!

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  • RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

    RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone
    Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

    Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

    Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

    Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

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  • ExMomAirMistake

    ExMomAirMistake
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

    Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

    But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?

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  • DictatorTrump2020

    DictatorTrump2020
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape to a world where the only dictator is a blocky version of Trump? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness Trump building his empire one block at a time, declaring himself the ruler of all lands in the most hilarious ways possible. From building walls to banning creepers, you never know what crazy antics Trump will get up to next. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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