ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, like whaaat? and if you join you get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks, like BOOM! also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players, so if you’re lame, sorry not sorry. oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to party? it’s lit, fam. so come join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy world of blocky goodness. peace out, homies!
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CraftyBlockz: No Propaganda Zone
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ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.
Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.
And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.
So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.
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Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
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CryptoCraft: Nyet Mining for 6 Years
come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for virtual cryptocurrencies like bitcoin and dogecoin! russia banned it cuz they were jealous of how much virtual money we were making. we got energy for days cuz we use creeper farts to power our servers. join now and become a virtual millionaire in no time! #cryptomining #russiaban #creeperfarts
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NoHubsNoFunds
Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.
Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!
So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).
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Elon’s Antitrust Adventure
so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!
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WifeWatch Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
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Total Anarchy
Experience True Minecraft Survival!
Server IP: total-anarchy.us
Features Details Massive World World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks Minimal Rules Only rule is no hacking Pure Gameplay No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies Hardcore Survival Awaits Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience Join Today: [Insert IP Address]
Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.FAQ
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
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Nitro Realm
welcome to nitrorealm where you can discover a server with a custom world with several bosses to play against
having fun with your friends
claiming system where you got full control of it if you want to allow people outside to trade with your villagers or not
do what you desire to donitrorealm.org:25656
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ItaAnarchy.it
Welcome to “ItaAnarchy,” an anarchic Minecraft server where there are no rules, no alliances, and only the strongest survive. Form factions, battle for control, and rise to power in a world driven by pure chaos. Build, raid, and conquer, but trust no one. Will you be the last one standing, or will you fall to the power struggles of others? The only certainty here is that nothing is certain. Embrace the madness!
mc.itaanarchy.it