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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1711 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and the mobs? oh man, they’re so dumb they’ll just walk right into lava without even realizing it.
also, did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named bacon? yeah, he’s, like, super chill and will give u free enchanted gear just for saying hi.
oh, and if u see a chicken riding a creeper, don’t worry, they’re just best friends. it’s totally normal here.
so, like, come join us and have the time of ur life. just watch out for the flying cows, they’re a little aggressive.