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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9523 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
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Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!