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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 9024 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 119 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
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