Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!
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Plastic Baby Boom Server
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Cannibal Queen’s Egg Factory
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EAT OUR SICK BABIES LIKE ANT QUEENS! 😂🐜👑 IF YOU WANNA LAY MORE EGGS (OR DIAMONDS) THEN COME HANG WITH US AND BE A CANNIBAL QUEEN! 🤣🥚🔥 #MinecraftMadness #CannibalAnts #MoreEggsMoreFun 🤪
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Mediterranean Mommy Magic
yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!
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Finger Counting Kindergarten Math Server
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a math genius like einstein but in block form. we got a secret formula that involves counting ur fingers while u play. our players who count on their fingers see their skills SKYROCKET like a creeper on a hot summer day. non-finger users be lagging behind like a noob trying to fight a dragon with a wooden sword. come join us and level up ur math game while building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs calculators when u got ur trusty fingers? come count with us and dominate the leaderboard like a boss. math has never been this fun, trust us.
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LymeCraft: Borrelia & Bartonella Madness
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can find rare mobs like borrelia and bartonella? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got almost 40% of patients with chronic lyme disease finding these crazy creatures, while the control group found 0% cuz they boring af. come join the madness and see what other insane mobs u can discover in our world. who needs normal mobs when u can have ones that make u question ur sanity? join now and let the chaos begin!
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CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza
come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!
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IntermittentFastingFail41
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.