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TastyGrossMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4912	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food might look gross but tastes absolutely delicious! Join us if you’re brave enough to try our signature dish, the “Slime Surprise Stew” made with real slime balls and spider eyes – don’t knock it ’til you try it! Our players have been known to do some crazy challenges like eating a whole stack of raw chicken just for fun. So if you’re looking for a server that will tickle your taste buds and challenge your stomach, come join us and see if you can handle the culinary chaos!

BlockyBondz

BlockyBondz, close relationship, deep connection, deep friendship, emotional bond, intense connection, meaningful relationship, non-sexual intimacy, platonic love, soul connection, strong bond

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Potions Brewed:	93	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with intense moments that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after you. Our community is so close-knit that you’ll feel like you’ve known everyone for years, even if you just met them yesterday.

We have epic events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations without any consequences (except maybe a little hurt pride). And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig zoom past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server this lit?

EmbassyEscapeCraft

Argentine embassy, asylum seekers, Conflict, Crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic tensions, embassy siege, EmbassyEscapeCraft, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, opposition members, political asylum, protest, refuge, security forces, south america, standoff, Venezuelan

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! like this one time, we had Venezuelan security forces trying to surround the Argentine embassy because some crazy opposition members decided to hide inside! like what even is that?! 😂 But don’t worry, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the most lit community ever. Join now before the drama gets even crazier! 😜🔥 #minecraftmadness #crazystories #joinus

Fake Believers Real Players

Believers, Fake, Players, real

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7698	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena. we got diamonds growing on trees and creepers giving out free hugs.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some spleef. we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws raves every saturday night.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by Notch himself and granted unlimited diamonds for life. plus, every time you mine a block, a baby zombie gets its wings.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of wonder and mayhem. remember, on our server, anything is possible, even pigs flying and cows doing the macarena.

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Soup is a versatile and comforting dish enjoyed by people all over the world. It is typically made by combining ingredients such as vegetables, broth, meat, and seasonings, and simmering them together to create a flavorful and nourishing meal. Soup has been a staple in many cultures for centuries and is known for its ability to warm the body and soothe the soul. From classic chicken noodle to spicy ramen, soup comes in endless variations and can be customized to suit any taste preference. Whether enjoyed as a starter, main dish, or side, soup remains a beloved and timeless culinary tradition.

GTM Roleplay

american army, Business, Businessman, criminal, driving school, Economy, education, Factions, family, Farmer, fbi, Gang, Government, kfc, latest model, life path, LOADER, lumberjack, Minephone, miner, police officer, Roleplay

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

In this wonderful state, you can try yourself as a government official, an officer of the American army, a police officer, an FBI agent. Or maybe you want to try yourself as a criminal authority? Build your own gang?

You can do all this on our server, but with the rules of the RP.

As for part-time jobs, you can try yourself as a miner, a lumberjack, a loader and a farmer. And you can also open your own business and become a cool businessman!

In our state, you can get an education, graduate from a driving school. After that, you can start a family, choose your life path. By the way, here you can buy the latest model of a minephone, as well as taste delicious ribs from KFC.

mc.gtmroleplay.com:25582

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm like a madman!

Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Bosses, Challenging Factors, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Farm, Fire, Fish, FrontierSMP, Loot, madman, MCMMO, Mining, no pay to win, Play.FrontierSMP.net, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, server discord, smp, Towny, vanilla minecraft, Version 1.21., Wiki

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	6704
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	289
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	6866	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. Players will experience challenging elements similar to vanilla Minecraft, custom terrain, and tougher mobs as they explore the world. The server promotes exploration, Towny gameplay, and a balanced economy. Custom items, PyroFishing, and farming add to the unique experience without pay-to-win features.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Is Bedrock Crossplay enabled?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can visit the server’s Discord or the Wiki page.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports version 1.21 and is playable on the latest version always.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom terrain, Towny gameplay, a balanced economy, custom items, PyroFishing & Farming, and more.

Escape This Minecraft Server

bold, Boundaries, controversial, controversial remarks, Daring, DISRESPECTFUL, Escape, freedom of speech, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, Outrageous, Political Correctness, public reaction, public speaking, Server, shocking statements, Shocking.., social norms, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the chaos!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for singing opera. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon hit those high notes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just hear Steve drop a bombshell that will leave you saying, “How did he get away with saying THAT?!”

“Why Do Women Become Incels?” Minecraft SMP

body image, DATING, emotional trauma, Gender Roles, Incels, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, sexual expectations, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressures, support groups, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of being a woman and constantly getting rejected by Minecraft players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to thrive as an incel! Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly ignored by all the hot Minecraft dudes, leaving you with no choice but to embrace your inner incel.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is filled with crazy drama and love triangles that will make your head spin. You’ll never know who’s flirting with who or who’s secretly plotting against you. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks!

So come on down to our SMP and join the ranks of the most bitter and lonely Minecraft players around. Who needs love and friendship when you can have endless rejection and heartache? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate incel!

HubbyFail Minecraft Server

Accountability, additional projects, aita, anger, Blame, concentration, Deadlines, HubbyFail, husband, Hybrid, interview, Layoffs, Meetings, Minecraft, poor planning, Ruining, Server, small company, Support, tech firm, test, wfh

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of sharing a workspace with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more fighting over who gets the quiet room for important meetings or tests. On our server, you can build your own virtual office with as many meeting rooms as you need, without any interruptions from your partner.

Imagine a world where you can work in peace and harmony, without worrying about someone blaming you for their lack of concentration. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can focus on your career goals without any distractions. Plus, you can unleash your creativity by designing the ultimate home office that suits your needs.

Don’t let your partner’s poor planning ruin your chances of success. Join our Minecraft server today and take control of your work-from-home experience. Who knew virtual office space could be so liberating and entertaining? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos and build your dream workspace in Minecraft!