| Key Features | Newly launched bedrock server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Hosted in US (east coast), Plushies addon |
| Community Aspects | Looking for builders, crafters, and explorers |
Note: Prefer players who are chill, relaxed, and not speed runners. This is a group project, so if you’ve ever wanted to contribute to a community and server, not just visit, this may be for you!
Please reach out with any questions.
We understand the struggles of being a talented chef in a world full of freeloaders. That’s why our server is a safe haven for all aspiring chefs who just want to cook in peace without being guilt-tripped into catering massive family events for free.
Imagine a world where your cooking skills are appreciated and respected, where you can whip up delicious virtual dishes without anyone expecting you to cater their engagement party for 50+ people. On our server, the only thing you’ll be catering to is your own creativity and passion for cooking.
So say goodbye to entitled relatives and hello to a community of fellow chefs who understand the value of your hard-earned skills. Join our Minecraft server now and start cooking up a storm without any family drama getting in your way!
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!
We don’t just lurk around waiting for a slut to show up, we create lewd scenarios, share pictures, and have a blast with our virtual vixens. And hey, interracial is totally cool here, but let’s keep it classy and leave raceplay out of the picture.
Ignore the schizos, they’re just jealous of our gacha goddesses. So come on in, build your dream world, and let’s get wild with our waifus! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect pixelated partner in crime. Join us now and let the gacha madness begin!
Join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are worth playing (or at least worth keeping an eye on) so you’ll never run out of fun things to do.
Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so you can add your own insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!
So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.
Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.
And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.
So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.