Contraland Minecraft Servers

Contraland Minecraft Servers

  • Crazy Adventures on the Contraland Server, LGBTQ+ Friendly!

    Crazy Adventures on the Contraland Server, LGBTQ+ Friendly!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 964
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Towns Built: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Contra SMP Server Overview

    Server Type RPG Minecraft server
    Features Over 100 custom quests, Sky Islands, Auction House, new dimension, factions, teams
    Community Strong focus on community with a Survival world
    Launcher Required CurseForge Launcher

    FAQs

    What is Contra SMP?

    Contra is a modpack that turns Minecraft into a Zelda Tears of the Kingdom-like RPG with various features like custom quests, Sky Islands, Auction House, and a new dimension.

    What can I expect on the server?

    On the server, you can enjoy quests, new structures, dungeons, an auction house, factions, and teams. It runs on a faction-based system where you can either join an existing faction, create your own, or play solo.

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you will need the CurseForge Launcher. Additionally, it is recommended to join the Discord server for more information and to connect with the community.

    Where can I join the Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server by clicking on the following link: Discord Link Here

    Big Chungus Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 991
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2421
    Towns Built: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Free Op Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7663
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Falling into the Void: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Armadello Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 6654
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Funny Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 9242
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 627580 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    Music Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 3555
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

    Guild Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4871
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 317 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

    Steam Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9003
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1936
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 2611

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

    Mr Beast Private Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3385
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4035 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

    Chess Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 1485
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

    Egirls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1659
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 90 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8578
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

    Skyblock Minecraft Servers
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