Contradiction MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BadCraft: Good at Being Bad

Badcraft, Duality, morality, Behavior, Good

so, like, u ever wanted to be the baddest of the bad in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude. we got crazy challenges that will test ur skills at being a total villain. like, one time, this dude tried to steal a diamond from another player, but ended up falling into a pit of lava. it was hilarious, bro.

we also have epic events where u can unleash ur inner chaos. like, we had a giant zombie apocalypse where everyone had to team up to survive. it was so intense, some players were screaming like little babies. but it was all in good fun, ya know?

and don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. we got one that turns all the sheep into evil minions that will attack u on sight. it’s insane, but so much fun. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server.

so, if u think u have what it takes to be the baddest of the bad, come join us. but remember, being good at being bad is the same as being bad at being good. or something like that. just come play, it’s a blast.

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

college life, promiscuous, chat conversations, original title, women’s point of view

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the drama and gossip of a women’s university dormitory to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with promiscuous bitches, boyfriend-obsessed women, tomboys, and virgins – all in one place!

Our server is the ultimate place for those who love to chat about men from a woman’s point of view. You won’t find a single real male character here, just juicy conversations and drama galore.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of women who eat, sleep, and shower together – all while talking about nothing but men and their cocks? It’s like a soap opera without the men, creating a hilarious and bizarre experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join us for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who needs male characters when you have a group of women like this? Come join the fun!

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Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

exposure, clothing, Paradox, UNUSUAL, Unique

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

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CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

Fun, Animals, Prophecy, Livestock, color

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

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Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness

Farming, kikes, perfectly red, Browned, BROWN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!

Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!

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DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

MONEY, arguments, Peace, mental disability, DerpyCraft

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

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Hatecraft SMP: LOLz

Tag, Community, haha, Steam, io

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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WeddingBlocker2021

Birthday, grandkids, Kids, WeddingBlocker2021, relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

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BelievinGodMC SMP

religious faith, religious upbringing, FAITH, Spiritual beliefs, spiritual connection

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.

We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.

So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyGoals

progress, personal development, perseverance, achievement, goal planning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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