you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
Legend has it that deep within the server, there lies a secret pig sanctuary where all the pigs wear top hats and monocles. If you can find this elusive sanctuary, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against other players. But beware, for the pigs have a mischievous streak and may just lead you straight into a lava pit!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Wars, where players must battle it out using nothing but pork chops and bacon as weapons. The winner gets to wear a crown made entirely of bacon and rule over the server with a greasy fist.
So come on down to Piggymane, where the pigs are fancy, the battles are bacon-filled, and the fun never stops! Just watch out for those sneaky pigs…they may have a few tricks up their sleeves.
Reasons to join: – We have a strict “no marrying immodest women” policy because we’re all about that modesty life. Plus, our leader is extremely responsive to BDSM, so you know things are gonna get wild. – Want to negatively influence a modest woman? Look no further! Our SMP is the perfect place to do just that. But don’t worry, our leader thinks he’d be a great dad because he’s good with kids. So, it’s all good, right? – When someone smiles at you or is happy thinking about you, that’s where you’ve reproduced. That’s right, forget about breeding villagers or animals, we’re all about that emotional offspring life. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft parenting.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as you are, join us today! Just remember, we’re a religious server, so be prepared for some spiritual shenanigans along the way.
and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.
oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?
first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?
secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.
so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!
Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?
If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
Also, like, I would never want to go to a country where they don’t have Wi-Fi. Can you imagine not being able to play Minecraft whenever you want? That’s like a nightmare, bro. So yeah, join our server and never worry about being without Wi-Fi again. It’s like a dream come true, but with more TNT and less creepers.
Join us and discover the true meaning of epicness as you battle zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).
One player ignored the advice to always carry a bucket of water with them, thinking it was just a silly joke. But then they found themselves trapped in a lava pit with no way out. Let’s just say they learned their lesson the hard way!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory!
| Description |
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| InvyCraft is a fabric smp focused on building large scale projects, staying true to the vanilla experience. Members have the freedom to experiment with redstone and build large farms. (People who want to become members of our smp need to be advanced builders) |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | You can find our IP in your discord server: https://discord.gg/H9XZBUM9 |
| What is the server focus? | Building large scale projects and staying true to the vanilla experience. |
| Can I experiment with redstone and build farms? | Yes, members have the freedom to experiment with redstone and build large farms. |
| What kind of players are welcomed? | People who are advanced builders and enjoy large scale projects. |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate celestial math class, where you’ll be solving equations with the power of divine intervention.
Forget boring old right angles, we’re talking about acute angles that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the secret obtuse angle hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll unlock unlimited diamond armor and a pet unicorn.
So come on, join us and let’s get hypotenuse together on this wild Minecraft adventure!
Join us and witness epic battles of who got who flowers, intense confrontations in the school hallway, and thrilling moments of side-eye and snarky comments. Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stick their noses where they don’t belong and stir up some juicy gossip.
So if you’re looking for a server where the drama never ends and the tea is always piping hot, join us now! Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have all the excitement of a high school soap opera right at your fingertips? AITA for wanting to join this server? Absolutely not!
So, picture this: you’re a bridesmaid at a wedding in a tropical resort, but you’re feeling more anxious than a creeper in a minefield. The bride is not allowing plus ones unless she personally knows your significant other, and you’re flying solo. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join our server and escape the wedding woes by building your own paradise. No need to share a room with a stranger or worry about expensive flights – just log on and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a destination wedding when you can have a virtual getaway right at your fingertips?
Forget about the real world drama and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Plus, with multiple weddings on your plate, why not take a break and enjoy some blocky bliss? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama and awkward small talk.
So cancel that flight, ditch the stress, and join our server for a wedding-free zone where the only thing tying the knot is your love for building epic structures. Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – come out and play with us!
Join us for a chance to relive the 1950s in all its glory, complete with poodle skirts, greasers, and rock ‘n’ roll. Build your own retro diner, drive-in movie theater, or even a secret underground speakeasy. The possibilities are endless!
But be warned, time travel can be a tricky business. You never know when you might accidentally bump into your younger self or alter the course of history. So buckle up, grab your suitcase, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server!
join this server for the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with golden carrots or riding on a flying llama to battle the ender dragon.
plus, there’s a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.
come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs politics when you have blocks to build with?!