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Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mines Excavated:	4593	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ores Mined:	9273
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	9115

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!