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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8269 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 1907 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 4710 | Star Shards Collected: | 203 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!