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MineCraftMommaLaborChat

Apology, Birth, Braxton hicks, c-section, Childbirth, Communication, contractions, Experience, facebook, false labor, family, GOOGLE, Group Chat, Hospital, judgment, Labor, MineCraftMommaLaborChat, Pregnancy, SIL, sister-in-law, text

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

🤣👶🏼 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even giving birth can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with contractions, labor updates, and unsolicited advice from your in-laws.

🤰🏼 Picture this: you’re in labor, sending updates to your family chat, and suddenly your sister-in-law starts sending you articles about false labor and Braxton Hicks. Who does that?! But hey, at least you can multitask and clap back mid-contraction like a boss.

🤯 And the plot thickens! After being told you weren’t dilated enough to be admitted, you go home only to rush back to the hospital a few hours later and pop out a baby like it’s nobody’s business. Sil’s reaction? Unfriending you on Facebook. 🤷🏼‍♀️

🤔 So, were you the a-hole for standing up for yourself while in labor? Join our server and let’s discuss this wild ride of a story. Who knew childbirth could be so entertaining? 😂👶🏼🎮

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	164

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7534	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	541	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	250	Zombie Dances:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!

AmbulanceCraft Minecraft Server

ambulance attack, AmbulanceCraft, civilian casualties, conflict zone, emergency medical services, emergency response, human rights violation, humanitarian crisis, injured civilians, injured man, international law violation, Kherson, medical personnel, medics injured, military aggression, Minecraft, Russian forces, Server, targeted attack, ukraine conflict, violence against healthcare workers, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian forces are attacking ambulances for no reason, like seriously wtf bro. we got medics getting injured left and right trying to save lives but these russians just dont care. if you want some crazy action and intense battles, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the russians and plan your revenge. join now before the russians take over the whole server, save the medics, save the world!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

army chief, Border dispute, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, european politics, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military conflict, military presence, military strategy, national defense, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial boundaries, territorial control, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	198	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Dimension Hops:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

haha, ukraine be like “i take over russia land, no big deal” 😂 come join our minecraft server where we take over lands like ukraine! we have epic battles and crazy wars, you can be a part of the action! also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! join now and be a part of the madness! 🤪🎮💎 #minecraftmadness #ukrainetakeover

VaxCraft2021: Heartbreak Edition

cardiac health, Cardiology, Conventional Etiologies, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 mRNA Vaccination, disease management, Edition, health outcomes, Heart condition, Heart Disease, HEARTBREAK, Long-term Health, long-term prognosis, Medical research, Medical Treatment, Myocarditis, patient care, Patients, SARS-CoV-2 Infection, vaccination risks, vaccine side effects, VaxCraft2021, viral infections

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	3199

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, bro? Well lemme tell ya, dis place is crazier than a creeper in a TNT factory! We got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns poopin’ rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out on weekends.

If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Welcome to MineTurf Prisons, where the only thing more intense than the PvP is trying to escape our gourmet prison cuisine!

Abilities, autosell, Backpacks, Community, cuisine, custom fishing, custom mines, custom skills, Escape, Free Ranks, Gaming, Gourmet, Grinding, INTENSE, Koth, Leaderboards, Milestones, Minecraft, Mineturf, Other, Pickaxe Enchants, Play, Prison, Prisons, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Server, supply crates

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Zombie Dances:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	114	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineturf.xyz
Version	Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw

Features

Free Ranks by Grinding
Custom Skills & Abilities
PvP Arena & KOTH
Custom Fishing
Supply Crates & Rewards

Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz
Are there any free ranks available?	Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game
What are some of the custom features on the server?	Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more
Is there a PvP arena on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events
How can I earn rewards on the server?	You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones

CaveCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient Maya, cave, Cavecraft, cenote, cenote diving, collapse, Costco, geological formations, geological sites, groundwater, limestone bedrock, Mayan civilization, mexico, Minecraft, natural pit, Natural wonders, Sacred sites, sacrificial offerings, Server, sinkhole, underground water, water supplies, Yucatán

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore ancient cenotes near a Costco in Yucatán! Dive into the depths of these natural pits and uncover hidden treasures left behind by the Ancient Maya. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a sacrificial offering or two!

But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!

Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?