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  • UncleBobGotYeeted

    UncleBobGotYeeted
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and disputes over property? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any crazy uncles trying to take over!

    In our server, you can create your dream house without worrying about unauthorized construction or subletting. No more family members ambushing you with outrageous contract proposals – here, you make the rules!

    And if you ever feel like you’re being pressured by family members to accept lower offers, just remember that in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss. Stand your ground and show them who’s in charge!

    So come join us on our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any interference from crazy uncles or grandmas. It’s time to take control of your own destiny in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ShipwreckedEmployee

    ShipwreckedEmployee
    Ever wondered what would happen if a cruise ship employee gets fired mid-journey at sea? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us and explore the wacky world of unemployed cruise ship workers trying to survive on a deserted island filled with hostile mobs and treacherous terrain.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underwater city where disgruntled mermaids and sea creatures hold epic underwater dance parties every night. Join them for a chance to win rare loot and special abilities that will help you conquer the high seas and become the ultimate pirate captain.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of being a cruise ship employee gone rogue in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • SplitCraftInheritance

    SplitCraftInheritance
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where inheritance disputes involve building castles and mining for diamonds!

    Join us on this server where you can experience the thrill of splitting properties and arguing over who gets what in a virtual world. Build your dream house and fight off virtual siblings for your rightful share of the land.

    Forget about real-life taxes and complications, on our server, you can use life insurance to cover all your inheritance tax needs. No need to worry about remarriage and potential new spouses trying to claim your property – unless, of course, they’re also playing on the server!

    So, if you’re looking for a hilarious and absurd take on family drama and inheritance disputes, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew splitting properties could be so much fun?

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  • JavelinCraft: Ukraine Edition

    JavelinCraft: Ukraine Edition
    lol imagine if ukraine got 4,000 javelins in minecraft instead of real life 😂 join our server and u can be the one to wield those bad boys! we got a $1.3 billion contract with the US army to make it happen 🤑 ukraine gonna be the most OP player on the server, no cap 🚫💰 come join the chaos and see what happens when ukraine gets a hold of some serious firepower in minecraft 😜 #minecraftgoals #javelinparty

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  • MouseCraftSurvivor

    MouseCraftSurvivor
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

    so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

    plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

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  • BioMomNoMore

    BioMomNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions happen in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost Minecraft mom or dad and form a virtual bond that will last a lifetime.

    Imagine the possibilities – you could be mining for diamonds with your newfound sibling, building epic structures together, or just hanging out in our virtual world. Who knew that Minecraft could bring families together in such a unique way?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will last a lifetime – join our server now and start your own heartwarming family reunion story today! Remember, in our Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding a new family member to call Mom or Dad.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

    Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

    But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

    Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

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  • VehicleVibesMC

    VehicleVibesMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

    Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

    But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

    So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

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  • RentSnitchCraft

    RentSnitchCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of being the “house mom” in a virtual world, where you can communicate with the virtual landlord on behalf of your virtual roommates.

    Imagine a world where roommates date each other and share rooms, where rent prices fluctuate based on who decides to renew their virtual contracts. You never know what outrageous situation you’ll come home to after a virtual vacation!

    Join us now and navigate the complex social dynamics of our Minecraft server. Will you be the one to rat out your roommate for not renewing their virtual contract, or will you let them get away with it to save some virtual money? The choice is yours on our server, where the drama never ends!

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  • CrewSeatGateCraft

    CrewSeatGateCraft
    Are you tired of getting bumped off shuttles by entitled airline crew members? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own airport hotel with shuttles that can fit more than 6 people!

    On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being bullied by pilots again. Take control of your transportation destiny and never get left behind by flight attendants who think they own the whole van.

    Join now and experience the freedom of crafting your own shuttle service, where first come truly means first served. Don’t let those pesky airline crew members push you around – show them who’s boss in our Minecraft world!

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