contract talks

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!