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Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who single-handedly saved Europe from a horde of zombie pigmen! Yes, you heard that right – our hero fought off the undead with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join our server and you too can be a part of epic battles and heroic quests that will go down in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next savior of a continent! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in your own right!

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret language learning app where you can message Chinese girls who all want to date you because of your curly hair and big nose (Jewish)! Join now for a chance to find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and adventurous?

YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you duel-loving, card-slinging, monster-summoning players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block is a potential duel arena and every creeper is just waiting to challenge you to a card game showdown.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to whip out a Blue-Eyes White Dragon and challenge players to a duel for the ultimate prize of… well, we’re not quite sure what the prize is, but it’s gotta be good, right?

So come on down and experience the thrill of battling it out with your favorite Yugioh cards in a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even summon Exodia and become the ultimate duelist of the server!

Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, you can create your own anime girl character and watch her chow down on your country’s favorite food. Want to see a French anime girl devouring a croissant? Or how about a Japanese anime girl slurping up some ramen? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your spuds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

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Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6074	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Buildings Constructed:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	38

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Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Blocky Hero Adventures: He Saved Europe Edition

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Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines and Enderman Emojis Are the Norm

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YugiohCraft: Where Creepers Duel with Blue Eyes White Dragons

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Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

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Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

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“No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

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Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4263
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	256	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5843	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78