But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.
So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!
We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.
And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.
Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.
So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.
if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.
Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
Welcome to BergWerkLabs. We’re glad you stopped by.
This is the BergWerkLABS Minigames network, which is currently still in some beta phases. Nevertheless, we wish you a lot of fun on the server.
Best regards
~Server Team
bergwerklabs.de
Ever wanted to play real life minecraft? Real survival never knowing what life will throw at you? -Cars/guns -Shopping/Stores -In games rewards/money -roles/role names -Very strong storms -unusual mobs -all survival -land protection -donation ranks/perms -no lag -in game rewards/money -kid friendly Our staff team is very helpful and kind!
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Pixelmon Version: 3.2.9
-Big community with active Events -Superior Staff and Support system! We are known for being very fair -Easy and ready to go spawn -Awesome vote rewards -No lag! -Hub System with 10 Survival Servers , Roleplay Pool (Kanto, Hoenn, Sinnoh etc) and much more! -Clean and professional setup -Custom Content -Custom NPC and Quest givers -Tournaments and Gyms
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MCMatriz Server – FullPvP! come in and have fun! coin system!! visit website: www.mcmatriz.net
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Welcom to NJAAHKCRAFT !!! come and join one of the nicest communities on minecraft. Build great works of art, or build a village with your friends and drive a server economy. PVP, PVE, CREATIVE, and much more on the way. Helpful staff . Have fun!!! Remember to vote for us and get your diamonds. Now with skyblock. 1.9 — 1.13.2
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ORE CRAFT – creative , Build your fantasy ! – mini games , play it win it!
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Minecraft Network Premium/NoPremium Play with us to enjoy the best online experience, your hideout with the best quality guaranteed. Vr: 1.8 We innovate every day for you, offering you the best games for guaranteed great fun!
MC.HIDEOUTMC.NET WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
mc.hideoutmc.net
Welcome to HyriseMC!
Thanks for checking us out! Come join us today for a fun unique Minecraft experience. We offer the following gamemodes: Custom Survival: We use fun plugins like Slimefun to give you a unique experience! Want fruit to grow on trees? Come join us!
SkyWars: Looking to show off your PvP skills? Join us on SkyWars! We offer a variety of maps, mystery boxes, kits, and more!
Skyblock: Looking for a classic Skyblock experience? Then you’ve come to the right place. Start your island now and watch it grow!
Vanilla Survival: We offer a 100% vanilla Minecraft experience for you and your friends to enjoy.
Freebuild Creative: Our Creative server offers endless room for you and your friends! Share your building adventure and show off your builds!
Events and Prizes: If you like winning free stuff then stop by! We host weekly events with big prizes. From UHC, to build battle, and everything in between. Join us today!
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-Friendly community -Minigames -PvP -HungerGames -Bosses -KitSurvival -Creative -Towny -Factions
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JOIN US TODAY | WE ARE NEW AND NEED STAFF | We are a really fun and new factions server that would love some new players to join! WHAT WE HAVE: – McMMO – Factions – Kits – Ranks – Donor Ranks – Donor kits – Nice staff – And more!
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