Contraception Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block Party

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	3707	Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

ABSTINENCE, abstinence only, BlockyLove, comprehensive sex education, Contraception, diamonds, education system, falsehoods, ignorance, Marriage, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality, STDs, teen pregnancy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Contraception Cove

affordable care act, birth control, Contraception, contraceptive methods, Cove, Crafty, health policy, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare reform, insurance coverage, legislation, medication access, patient advocacy, pharmaceutical industry, prescription drugs, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, unintended pregnancy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crops Grown:	6373	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Boys, Catholic, catholic church, condoms, CONSERVATIVE, Contraception, crying, education system, Gender norms, Holycraft, Latin America, Minecraft, Misinformation, Paraguay, Program, reproductive health, Server, sex education, sexual health, social change, stigma, taboo, trust issues

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.

we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.

plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.

Thin Poly Condoms Server

comparison study, condom effectiveness, condom effectiveness study, condom material, condom material comparison, condom reliability, condom research, condom safety, condom study, condom types, condom usage, condoms, Contraception, latex condom, non-inferior, Poly, polyurethane condom, research, safe sex, Server, sexual health, study, Thin, thin condoms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

BlockyBoysUnite

adolescent health, birth control, BlockyBoysUnite, condom use, condoms, Contraception, Europe, health education, Prevention, public health, reproductive health, risky behavior, safe sex practices, sexual health, sexually transmitted infections, STIs, teen boys, teenage pregnancy, unprotected sex, Who, youth health

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7862
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

BlockProtectionPlugin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1359	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

OpinionCraft: AITA?

aita, Argument, birth control pill, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, condoms, Conflict Resolution, Contraception, Decision making, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, feelings, opinion, OpinionCraft, personal choice, PRESSURE, relationship, sex, Upset, young adults

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5852	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize player comfort above all else! Unlike some boyfriends out there, we won’t pressure you into taking any pills just for their pleasure. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life relationship drama at the door. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas – what more could you ask for? So come on in and escape the craziness of the real world with us!

BabyBumpVacay

3 weeks away, BabyBumpVacay, Birth, calculations, Conception, Contraception, due date, holiday, job interviews, Mediterranean diving trip, Mediterranean tour, Pregnancy, pregnant wife, scuba diving, stressful time, Support, support her, tour with friends, trip planning, trying for a baby, UNFAIR

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ores Mined:	8597	Void Gems Collected:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	4288

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ores Mined:	5959
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	3750	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	10

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8397	Potions Brewed:	200
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	624925
Crops Grown:	7240	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6865
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Animals Bred:	146	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!