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Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Votes:	8713	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	4336
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Votes:	553	Magic Items Found:	7528
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	583582
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Love Letters Sent:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4190	Battle Standards Raised:	12

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	254
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!