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BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

SmellyPleasures Minecraft SMP

bizarre whiff, distinct odor, favorite odor, favorite stench, favorite stink, guilty pleasure, Minecraft, odd aroma, odd scent, peculiar scent, peculiar smell, peculiar stink, secret pleasure, secret scent, SmellyPleasures, smp, strange fragrance, uncommon aroma, unique odor, unique smell, unusual fragrance, unusual scent, weird smell

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Farms Harvested:	816
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak! Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give out valuable loot in exchange for bad jokes. And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of rainbow-colored sheep that lead you straight to the nearest treasure chest!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and discover a world of endless fun and laughter!

CraftyPlotTwist

CraftyPlotTwist, Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life surprises, life’s plot twists, life’s surprises, life’s unexpected changes, life’s unexpected events, life’s unexpected experiences, life’s unexpected journey, life’s unexpected surprises, life’s unexpected turns, life’s unexpected twists, personal growth, plot twist, twists and turns, unexpected events, unexpected outcomes, unexpected plot twists, unexpected turns

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you ready for a plot twist like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience mind-blowing twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets crazier – the llamas start speaking in Shakespearean English and challenge you to a rap battle for the diamonds! Can you out-rhyme these lyrical llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats on the turntables. Join the party and show off your best dance moves while dodging exploding creepers – it’s a party like no other!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

MissileMayhemMC

aerial surveillance, defense systems, geopolitical tensions, global news, international news, Iranian missiles, Israeli air base, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military intelligence, Military operations, military strike, missile attack, missile defense, MissileMayhemMC, national security, npr, regional conflict, satellite images, security threats, Surveillance technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Villages Defended:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Iranians are tryna take it down with missiles 😂 like, they saw how awesome our builds were and got jelly, so they tried to bomb us but we just respawned and kept on building 😎 join now and show those missile-launching noobs who’s boss on this server that’s so fire, even Iran can’t handle it 🔥🚀 #minecraft4life

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

ambiguity, canonically, Characters, Danish, Danish language, Drama, english literature, famous lines, Hamlet, in-universe, language barriers, linguistics, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary theory, Play, Server, Shakespeare, speak, Theater, translation, uncertainty, Wording

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	1989
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

cancer cell apoptosis, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer cell elimination, cancer cell resistance, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer treatment, cytotoxic effect, immune escape mechanisms, immune system, immunotherapy, ISB 2001, Minecraft, multiple myeloma cells, Server, T-Cell activation, takedown, Targeted therapy, Tnt, trispecific T cell engager, tumor, tumor cell killing, tumor cell targeting, tumor cytotoxicity, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Items Found:	4692	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2652
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod performance, mod recommendations, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, rocketman, Server, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mines Excavated:	1572	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood misunderstandings, childhood naivety, childhood stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, kid beliefs, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, misconceptions, naive beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!