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JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but with creepers and zombies. You gotta join because we have a secret underground club where we only wear diamond armor and ride pigs into battle. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.

So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The LOLcraft Chronicles – Chapter 10, Page 803

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Potions Brewed:	69
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9648
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further, because this server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of obsidian! Build a house out of enchanted emerald blocks and watch as villagers line up to trade with you for ridiculously OP items.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on this server is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. Defeat it and unlock a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and even a pet enderman named Steve.

So why wait? The time is NOW to join this epic Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and conquer the pixelated world with your mad skills!

ComfyCraft: The Ultimate Chill Gaming Spot

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows and leprechauns that give out diamonds like it’s candy. Not to mention, our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the illuminati. So come join us and experience the most comfy and insane Minecraft server ever created!

Peterson’s Pixel Playground: Where Nightmares Come to Life

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crops Grown:	3744	Divine Spears Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jordan Peterson is the ultimate boss battle that you must defeat to claim the title of Minecraft Master! But beware, he is not your average enemy – he’s a terrifying force to be reckoned with.

Join our server if you dare to challenge Jordan Peterson and his army of lobsters. Rumor has it that he can debate you into submission with his intellectual prowess, leaving you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft world.

But fear not, for those who are brave enough to face him will be rewarded with endless diamonds, enchanted armor, and the respect of all the villagers. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the battle of a lifetime on our server – if you’re not too scared, that is.

PoorCraft: Where Diamonds are just a Dream

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being poor and having children is actually a good thing! 🤑👶

Join our server and watch your virtual bank account explode as you mine for diamonds and build extravagant mansions for your little Minecraft munchkins. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a virtual family that never complains about doing chores?

But wait, there’s more! Experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore our wacky world. Don’t worry, your children will be safe…unless they wander too close to the lava pit. 😬

So why wait? Join our server now and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with your virtual family by your side. Who knew being poor and having children could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft? 🤣🎮

Pixel Penises & Creeper Faces Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🎮💥

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, THIS server is like no other! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon named Steve.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have the chance to battle a giant zombie wearing a tutu, ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…🐑💥

WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to play Minecraft 24/7.

Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1259

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Emeralds Found:	6843	Buildings Constructed:	24
Animals Bred:	97	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	2782
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!