Experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with crazy creatures and mysterious dungeons.
Build your own empire and conquer the land with your friends by your side.
Unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine.
But beware, danger lurks around every corner, so stay on your toes!
What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and explore with a community that accepts you for who you are, whether you’re a blocky blonde or a pixelated brunette. And don’t worry, our server is so inclusive that even if you can’t see the screen clearly, you’ll still have a blast!
So come on over and join us on this crazy journey where even partial blindness can’t stop you from having a great time. And remember, on our server, the only thing we discriminate against is creepers – they’re just too explosive for our liking!
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.
if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.
picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!
but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!
so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.
Experience the thrill of exploring a world where pigs fly and creepers dance!
Build your own empire and rule over a land filled with unicorns and rainbows!
Fight epic battles against evil llamas and zombie chickens!
Unleash your inner creativity and build a giant statue of a potato!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft community ever!
Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time the technician showed up with questionable tattoos. But don’t worry, our server is a tattoo-free zone (unless you count the pixel art tattoos on our characters).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of waiting for repairs that never quite work out, all while questioning your technician’s life choices? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of drama.
Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the AC repair community). Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to seek it out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow right before your eyes.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
But don’t worry, we’ve also got some wacky stuff going on like a secret underground society of talking animals and a group of friendly aliens who just want to trade with you. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing your blocky butt off as you ride rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireballs from your hands.
So why not join us and help prevent the extinction of humans by building epic structures and creating a new world where everyone can thrive? Or, you know, just have a good time goofing around with your friends. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
OG Factions server. Small community vibes. No p2w just cosmetic donations super basic very small server koths, farming eco, perfect cannons, competitive family friendly
MCFactions.lets.game
realmoflegends.g-portal.rocks:26185
| Welcome to Ultima Minecraft Server! |
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| Welcome Message: | A server full of explosive fun, peaceful building, and memes |
| Main Features: | Custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves |
| Community: | Dedicated and active members |
| IP: | play.ultimamc.net |
| Website: | www.ultimamc.net |
This fast-paced team game combines explosions with slimeblock locomotion for an action-packed experience
| Q: How do I join the server? | A: You can join by using the IP play.ultimamc.net |
| Q: What are the main features of the server? | A: The server offers custom survival experience, Missile Wars gamemode, and Kingdoms with custom terrain and caves |
| Q: Is there a website for the server? | A: Yes, you can visit www.ultimamc.net for more information |
| Q: Are there any rules I need to follow? | A: Yes, you can find the rules at ultimamc.net/rules |
