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Contentment Minecraft Servers

Contentment Minecraft Servers

  • RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments

    RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5977
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.

    Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

    Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyCraft SMP

    HappyCraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9389
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Votes: 5167

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

    Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP

    YouthfulIgnorance – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5051
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, or building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky!

    But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, dragons that randomly spawn and challenge players to epic battles, and even a rumor of a haunted mansion where ghosts will trade you rare items for cookies!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the ride of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Abundant Minecraft SMP Life

    Abundant Minecraft SMP Life
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9808
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 64 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 169
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever dream of!

    Join us and experience the thrill of knowing that one day, your Minecraft character will pass on their virtual life to another player. It’s like a virtual circle of life, man. Plus, our server is filled with crazy events like llama rodeos, diamond hunting competitions, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Creepers!

    So come on, join us and embrace the abundance of life in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP

    JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6232
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the chickens are secretly plotting world domination. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing for days? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 2651
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 3582
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Crops Grown: 6266 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeCraft: Epic Fails & Wins!

    LifeCraft: Epic Fails & Wins!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3829
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Crops Grown: 2905
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Farms Harvested: 210
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava just by stumbling upon the Diamond Unicorn’s lair.

    So say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

    HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2213
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Villages Defended: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

    BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1105
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6318
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5193 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

    Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

    But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

    So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineHappyDayz

    MineHappyDayz
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8776
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even have a dance party with creepers!

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. And guess what? The zombies ended up joining our server because they were so impressed by our player’s skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have your own army of llamas to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Endermen’s Fashion Show

    The Endermen’s Fashion Show
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1087
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Crops Grown: 9995
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone wears black! That’s right, from head to toe, you’ll be rocking that edgy, mysterious look that will make you stand out from the rest.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your black-clad comrades facing off against a horde of rainbow-colored warriors. It’s like a goth vs. unicorn showdown, and trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a group of players have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty block. Yes, you heard that right. The almighty block. Who knows what kind of crazy rituals and sacrifices go on down there, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the masses wearing black. It’s a dark and twisted adventure that you won’t soon forget.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!

    White Ninja Craft: Where Japan Becomes Majority White… in Minecraft!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 8713
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us on a wild adventure where Japan is magically transformed into a majority white population by the year 2050 – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters like ninja pandas and samurai unicorns who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And don’t even get us started on the rare loot you can find, like enchanted sushi swords and kimono armor that gives you the power to summon a giant Godzilla to fight by your side.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

    Crafty McCraftFace: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 3674
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 250 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 New Chunks Explored: 432179
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mainstream vtubers with millions of viewers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the indie vtuber world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to discuss and share indie vtubers who have a minimum of 500 viewers, because we only cater to the VIPs of the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Our server is like a virtual red carpet for the underdogs of the streaming world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground society of ducks who are secretly running the show. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest, most exclusive indie vtuber community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big thing before they hit the mainstream!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

    VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 2863
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magic Items Found: 5452
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Towns Built: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

    Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5202
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 275
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Potions Brewed: 163 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

    So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

    Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1767
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

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  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7581
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

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  • AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

    AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2889
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

    The Guilty Creeper’s Confession
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2453
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magic Items Found: 2514
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

    BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1598
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Dragon Scales Harvested: 245
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ores Mined: 2946
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

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