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CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP, Cheating, cheating signs, cheating spouse, Deception, dishonesty, emotional affair, gut feeling, HEARTBREAK, hidden messages, Infidelity, intuition, lying.., relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, secret phone calls, signs of cheating, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unfaithful partner

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9450	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	8826	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	5576	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

So, like, I was mining for diamonds in this Minecraft SMP, right? And I found this secret tunnel in my base that led to another player’s base. And guess what I saw? My so-called “friend” was trading diamonds with someone else behind my back! Can you believe it? Like, who does that in a Minecraft SMP? So, yeah, if you wanna join our server and avoid getting backstabbed like me, come join us for some epic adventures and drama. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

MineLonelyCraft

depression, emotional distress, emotional emptiness, empty relationships, feeling abandoned, feeling disconnected, ISOLATION, lack of communication, lack of social interaction, lack of support system, Loneliness, longing for companionship, mental health, MineLonelyCraft, Sadness, seeking attention, self isolation, signs of loneliness, social withdrawal, solitude, yearning for connection

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

When they start building pixel art of themselves in Minecraft and throwing virtual parties with their blocky friends who only communicate through emotes. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you will never feel lonely again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where players ride llamas into battle, have dance-offs with creepers, and compete in epic build battles using only their toes. So come on, don’t be a sad sap sitting alone in your virtual cabin, join us and let the madness begin!

CraftySyrian Minecraft Server

compensation demand, conflict damage, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrian, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, financial compensation, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, iran, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, peace talks, political tensions, rebuilding efforts, reconstruction costs, regional stability, Server, Syria, Syria Iran relations, war aftermath, war reparations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2942	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	161
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, epic battles and stuff. like, imagine fighting off a hoard of creepers while riding a pig. it’s, like, insane, dude.

also, we got this crazy story where, like, Syria is demanding $300 billion from Iran cuz of some conflict damage. imagine if that happened in Minecraft, like, the villagers demanding diamonds from the zombies or something. it’s, like, wild, man.

so, yeah, join this server for all the chaos and craziness. you won’t regret it, bro.

KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

air travel, Airplane, Almaty, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Central Asia, crash, CREW, Edition, emergency landing, emergency response, flight incident, fortunate survivors, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan, miraculous escape, near miss, passenger plane, Passengers, plane, plane accident, survivors

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dreamless Sleep Land

Consciousness, contemplation, deep sleep, Dreamless, dreamless sleep, emptiness, Enigma, Experience, introspection, Land, meditation, Mind, Mystery, nothingness, Peaceful, Relaxation, REST, Sleep, subconscious, unconsciousness, Void, Wonder

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

expulsion, Fun, LashCraft, liquid

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1335	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3366	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.