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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3353 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9015 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!