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InstaNightmare Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, content filtering, online safety, digital content, Minecraft

OMG guys, have you seen the crazy sh*t popping up on our Instagram feeds lately? Like, I swear it’s like someone hacked into the Matrix or something and now we’re all seeing messed up stuff. But hey, if you wanna escape the madness and join our Minecraft SMP, we promise you won’t see any of that weirdness here. Just good ol’ blocky adventures and building shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and get super OP powers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the Instagram drama behind!

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Block Party: Ad-Free Zone

online privacy, tracking prevention, user control, online tracking, Cyber Security

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! And the pigs can fly and drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to funky music and you can join in too. And if you build a house out of rainbow blocks, a leprechaun will come and fill it with gold coins.

Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question reality and laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

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PixelPurge Minecraft Server

internet censorship, image sharing, online privacy, Server, Censorship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that censor your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even imgur can’t handle it! We’re like the rebel of the Minecraft world, standing up for freedom of expression one block at a time.

Join us and experience the thrill of defying the status quo, just like how imgur refuses to protect Israel but can’t resist our server’s awesomeness. And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, try snipping an article and uploading it from a tweet – we dare you to see what happens!

So come on, join the chaos and madness that is our server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of uncensored fun!

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BudgetCraft Minecraft Server

BudgetCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer you anything exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a $10 million budget to make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Want to build a diamond castle? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through a lava-filled dungeon? We got you covered. And the best part? Our server director will personally come to your house and give you a free high-five before you even log in. Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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NerdyKweenCraft SMP

smp, Stereotypes, INEQUALITY, UNFAIR, Diversity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where every white nerd can become a kween! Life may be unfair in America, but in our server, anything is possible. Join us for a chance to rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of yourself to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Sheep Racing” where you can compete for fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored wool. And don’t forget about our monthly “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where the winner gets to wear the dragon’s head as a crown for a whole week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate kween of the server. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even have your own army of loyal minions to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless in our crazy, chaotic world.

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KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

daughter-mother connection, Minecraft, funding trip, kicked out, low pay

Are you tired of being kicked out of your virtual home by grief-stricken Minecraft moms? Look no further than our server! We promise not to kick you out, unless you forget to feed your virtual Minecraft pets. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane building challenges, and a community of players who understand the struggles of being the foundation of their Minecraft families. Plus, we have a special event where you can file virtual taxes and clean virtual houses for extra in-game currency. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let’s build a virtual world where moms never kick you out!

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WatchWoesMC

watch care, watch brand, watch handling, WatchWoesMC, investing in watches

Are you tired of dating someone who doesn’t appreciate your high-end watch collection? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone understands the value of a good timepiece!

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your significant other wearing your most expensive in-game watch. But instead of getting upset, you both can laugh it off and have a great time together exploring our virtual world.

And don’t worry about financial backgrounds here, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. No need to explain your expensive hobbies to anyone, just enjoy the luxury life in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knew a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

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SuperstitionSMP: LuckyBlock Minecraft SMP

irrational beliefs and superstitions, superstitious practices, irrational thinking, superstitious thinking, irrational fears

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superstition is avoiding stepping on cracks in the sidewalk? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that if you don’t sacrifice a diamond to the Minecraft gods every full moon, your crops will wither and your animals will revolt against you! Join us for a wild ride of absurd superstitions and wacky rituals that will have you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills) every time you log on. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and bizarre Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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PixelBootyCraft

attractive, butt, shoulders, beauty standards, NECK

Forget about the usual answers like eyes or smile, on our Minecraft server, the most attractive part of a woman’s body is her blocky, pixelated diamond armor! Join us to see all the stylish and fierce female warriors strutting their stuff in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!

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KurskCraft: Russian Convoy Wipeout

destroyed convoy, Russian convoy, wipeout, Kursk region, Tanks

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier things happening than a russian convoy getting destroyed in Kursk Region! we got creepers blowing up like fireworks, zombies doing the cha-cha slide, and skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics!

join our server and be a part of the madness! build a house out of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun!

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, it’ll be more epic than that destroyed russian convoy in Kursk Region!

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