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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1111 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 172 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.
we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?
