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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1148 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.
2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!