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CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragons Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Animals Bred:	129
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	292	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	6617
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Votes:	7863	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!