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Contemporary Issues

  • Silence the Stupid Blocks!

    Silence the Stupid Blocks!

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    🌟 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌟

    🌍 Ever feel like the world is going bonkers? Well, so do we! Join our whimsical blocky land where the only thing that gets silenced is the sound of grunting zombies when a hundred chickens invade your cozy hut (true story!). Here’s why you absolutely need to join us:

    🙈 Intellectual Caves of Confusion: We’ve got caverns filled with glowing signs that read, “The smarter you are, the more mobs will chase you!” Dive headfirst into hilarious debates with your friends about whether creepers are more emotionally stable than your pet cat. Spoiler: They totally are!

    🐶 Beeber the Endercat: Legend has it that there’s a mystical creature known as Beeber roaming our server. It’s half Enderman, half cat, and it will lead you to hidden treasures! Just be careful—it may also string you along for a wild goose chase that ends up at a lava pit. But hey, who doesn’t love a bit of thrill?

    ⚔️ Epic Fail Battles: Forget the usual PvP! Here, we have “Epic Fail Battles” where players duel by building the least functional contraption they can think of. Ever seen someone try to launch an anvil with a catapult made of slime blocks and bamboo? It’s a sight to behold. Winner gets to wear the prestigious “King/Queen of Chaos” crown, complete with a built-in party horn!

    🎉 Invisible Unicorn Party Events: Every Friday night, we host the Invisible Unicorn Dance-off, where you and your friends can dance (or attempt to) with invisible magical creatures! The catch? You must figure out the secret potion to see them while simultaneously dodging flying tacos. Yes, flying tacos. (You’ll thank us later.)

    🧙‍♂️ A Server of Shocking Surprises: Join now, and you might just discover that your house is haunted by the ghost of a past player who only communicates in riddles about cake! Solve them to unlock the “Holy Grail of Silliness” – a chest full of unlimited cake slices and laughter.

    🌌 The Great Internet Abyss: Did you know that every 100th newcomer gets warped into the Great Internet Abyss? Here, glitchy realities collide, and you might end up face-to-face with a blocky version of your cousin’s pet goldfish! (Note: pet goldfish might try to eat you, but they come with a side of fries!)

    So, if you’re ready to step into a world where sanity takes a vacation, and chaos is just a jump and a build away, dive into our server! Who knows what’s waiting for you around the next corner? 🏰💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, fellow blockbusters and pixelated enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring vanilla Minecraft where all you do is punch trees and cry when a creeper blows up your dream house? WELL, BOY, DO I HAVE THE JUICIEST SERVER FOR YA! Join this absolute GAMER haven of an SMP where the drama is thicker than Steve’s thighs after a good steak dinner!

    First off, did I mention we might have actual WIZARDS??1! Like, last week, Brad from accounting turned into a flying sheep for an hour after drinking a potion made from crushed rainbow cupcakes. YOU DON’T GET THAT EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE, BUDDY!

    Oh, and get this: there’s a mysterious secret underground village of sacrifice-happy llamas that trade diamonds for your soul. But here’s the twist – they speak only in dad jokes, so good luck trying to figure out if you just handed over your left foot for a shovel. You’re gonna wanna join just for the cringe, trust me.

    On this server, we have our annual “Who Can Build the Most Useless Statue” contest! Last year, someone made a giant replica of a potato that’s also a spaceship. It totally wasn’t a metaphor for unfulfilled potential, I swear! The winner got a lifetime supply of baked potatoes which are technically just regular potatoes but we still hype it up!

    And hold onto your Minecraft hats because THE PIGEONS ARE WATCHING YOU! That’s right, once you join, you become part of the top-secret “Pigeon Vision” society! They say if you stare into their beady little eyes long enough, you’ll understand the true meaning of existence… or at least figure out Quagmire’s weird obsession with feathers.

    Oh, did I mention squid armies? Major plot twist – if you don’t join now, you might get attacked by them in real life. Imagine getting inked by an army of angry squids because you decided to play on those other boring servers where people just mine without any pizzazz. That’s right, the squids are vengeful, and they crave chaos, kinda like my Uncle Larry after a few too many sodas at family BBQs.

    Plus, our meme competitions every Friday are LEGENDARY! Last week, someone tried to meme-ify the concept of existential dread and ended up touching the hearts of everyone while also making them question their life choices. Not saying this is deep, but if you don’t shed a tear at some pixelated nonsense, are you even alive?

    So, if you’re ready for the most outrageously ridiculous Minecraft experience, where the cows have dreams of becoming YouTube stars and the sunsets are literally made of cotton candy, then come on in! We won’t ask questions – we just want you to BE a part of this chaotic, pixelated family. Join us, or risk becoming the fresh meat for the underground llama society!

    Happy crafting, you absolute legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

    Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Masked Kingdom! Fishing and Farming RPG

    Masked Kingdom! Fishing and Farming RPG

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    Fresh new survival RPG like style

    Plugins to learn:

    Pyrofishingpro – type /fish menuPyrofarming’ – type /farm menuAuraSkills – type /skills

    join.maskedcity.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

    Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

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    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Focus Building a community and having fun
    Features Whitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing, end event completed, shopping district for economy, building and redstone focused
    Join Discord https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server to ensure safety and security for all players.
    Are there protections against griefing and stealing? Yes, the server has measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing, allowing players to enjoy their builds and items without worry.
    What is the focus of the server? Turnabout is a building and redstone focused server, where players can unleash their creativity and showcase their skills in construction.
    What events or activities are available on the server? The server recently had an end event, opening up the end for players to explore. A shopping district is also being set up for players to engage in the economy.
    How can I join the community? Interested players can join the Discord server for more information and to connect with other members: https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BritBanter Minecraft Server

    BritBanter Minecraft Server

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    Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HouselessParents Minecraft Server

    HouselessParents Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and independence! Just like this player’s parents, you won’t find yourself overstaying your welcome here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual home without the fear of unwanted guests rearranging your furniture or criticizing your lifestyle choices. Our community values privacy and respects boundaries, so you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any drama.

    Don’t let guilt-tripping relatives or overbearing parents ruin your gaming experience – on our server, you’re free to play and build without any unwanted interference. So come on in, claim your virtual plot of land, and let your creativity run wild. After all, family may stick together, but in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HandjobHavocCraft

    HandjobHavocCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IcebergTippingPoint

    IcebergTippingPoint

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    yo yo yo listen up gamers, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server that’s hotter than a polar bear in a sauna? we got scientists up in here identifying new Antarctic ice sheet ‘tipping points’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.

    join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.

    come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP