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Contemporary Issues

  • Silence the Stupid Blocks!

    Silence the Stupid Blocks!

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    🌟 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌟

    🌍 Ever feel like the world is going bonkers? Well, so do we! Join our whimsical blocky land where the only thing that gets silenced is the sound of grunting zombies when a hundred chickens invade your cozy hut (true story!). Here’s why you absolutely need to join us:

    🙈 Intellectual Caves of Confusion: We’ve got caverns filled with glowing signs that read, “The smarter you are, the more mobs will chase you!” Dive headfirst into hilarious debates with your friends about whether creepers are more emotionally stable than your pet cat. Spoiler: They totally are!

    🐶 Beeber the Endercat: Legend has it that there’s a mystical creature known as Beeber roaming our server. It’s half Enderman, half cat, and it will lead you to hidden treasures! Just be careful—it may also string you along for a wild goose chase that ends up at a lava pit. But hey, who doesn’t love a bit of thrill?

    ⚔️ Epic Fail Battles: Forget the usual PvP! Here, we have “Epic Fail Battles” where players duel by building the least functional contraption they can think of. Ever seen someone try to launch an anvil with a catapult made of slime blocks and bamboo? It’s a sight to behold. Winner gets to wear the prestigious “King/Queen of Chaos” crown, complete with a built-in party horn!

    🎉 Invisible Unicorn Party Events: Every Friday night, we host the Invisible Unicorn Dance-off, where you and your friends can dance (or attempt to) with invisible magical creatures! The catch? You must figure out the secret potion to see them while simultaneously dodging flying tacos. Yes, flying tacos. (You’ll thank us later.)

    🧙‍♂️ A Server of Shocking Surprises: Join now, and you might just discover that your house is haunted by the ghost of a past player who only communicates in riddles about cake! Solve them to unlock the “Holy Grail of Silliness” – a chest full of unlimited cake slices and laughter.

    🌌 The Great Internet Abyss: Did you know that every 100th newcomer gets warped into the Great Internet Abyss? Here, glitchy realities collide, and you might end up face-to-face with a blocky version of your cousin’s pet goldfish! (Note: pet goldfish might try to eat you, but they come with a side of fries!)

    So, if you’re ready to step into a world where sanity takes a vacation, and chaos is just a jump and a build away, dive into our server! Who knows what’s waiting for you around the next corner? 🏰💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, fellow blockbusters and pixelated enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring vanilla Minecraft where all you do is punch trees and cry when a creeper blows up your dream house? WELL, BOY, DO I HAVE THE JUICIEST SERVER FOR YA! Join this absolute GAMER haven of an SMP where the drama is thicker than Steve’s thighs after a good steak dinner!

    First off, did I mention we might have actual WIZARDS??1! Like, last week, Brad from accounting turned into a flying sheep for an hour after drinking a potion made from crushed rainbow cupcakes. YOU DON’T GET THAT EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE, BUDDY!

    Oh, and get this: there’s a mysterious secret underground village of sacrifice-happy llamas that trade diamonds for your soul. But here’s the twist – they speak only in dad jokes, so good luck trying to figure out if you just handed over your left foot for a shovel. You’re gonna wanna join just for the cringe, trust me.

    On this server, we have our annual “Who Can Build the Most Useless Statue” contest! Last year, someone made a giant replica of a potato that’s also a spaceship. It totally wasn’t a metaphor for unfulfilled potential, I swear! The winner got a lifetime supply of baked potatoes which are technically just regular potatoes but we still hype it up!

    And hold onto your Minecraft hats because THE PIGEONS ARE WATCHING YOU! That’s right, once you join, you become part of the top-secret “Pigeon Vision” society! They say if you stare into their beady little eyes long enough, you’ll understand the true meaning of existence… or at least figure out Quagmire’s weird obsession with feathers.

    Oh, did I mention squid armies? Major plot twist – if you don’t join now, you might get attacked by them in real life. Imagine getting inked by an army of angry squids because you decided to play on those other boring servers where people just mine without any pizzazz. That’s right, the squids are vengeful, and they crave chaos, kinda like my Uncle Larry after a few too many sodas at family BBQs.

    Plus, our meme competitions every Friday are LEGENDARY! Last week, someone tried to meme-ify the concept of existential dread and ended up touching the hearts of everyone while also making them question their life choices. Not saying this is deep, but if you don’t shed a tear at some pixelated nonsense, are you even alive?

    So, if you’re ready for the most outrageously ridiculous Minecraft experience, where the cows have dreams of becoming YouTube stars and the sunsets are literally made of cotton candy, then come on in! We won’t ask questions – we just want you to BE a part of this chaotic, pixelated family. Join us, or risk becoming the fresh meat for the underground llama society!

    Happy crafting, you absolute legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

    Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

    Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShadowRealms!

    ShadowRealms!

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    ShadowRealms is a Survival Server

    We have factions, hunger games, and we might even get the Walls + a minigame server! Join us now – 198.154.103.113

    198.154.103.113

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  • Minecraft Worlds

    Minecraft Worlds

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    Minecraft worlds is a small comunity survival server, It has many things to do and is working to make itself better. The video shown was of the project going on inside Minecraft worlds, It will break a world record when done. We are towny based, and we except anyone. So come join us today

    play.minecraftworlds.info

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • zombie apocalypse

    zombie apocalypse

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    This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

    ddvw.dyndns-free.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HaftaCraft

    HaftaCraft

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    We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

    We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

    1.haftacraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • – Nixium – PvE –

    – Nixium – PvE –

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    We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

    pve.nixium.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CoreCraft PVP

    CoreCraft PVP

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    CoreCraft PVP is an almost new Minecraft Server that’s growing by the day. With awesome players and staff, your bound to have fun. We also have monthly drop parties and awesome donator ranks.

    pvp.corecraft.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Luxcraft

    Luxcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

    Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

    Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

    Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

    mc.playluxcraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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