contamination Minecraft Servers

Contamination

  • Food Delivery Cannibals

    Food Delivery Cannibals

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate cannibalistic experience! we have so much human flesh to feast on, you’ll never go hungry again! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so you won’t actually be eating real people (we think).

    build your own creepy cannibal village, complete with bone decorations and blood-stained walls. compete in challenges like “who can eat the most limbs in 10 minutes” and “find the hidden body parts in the forest”.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant human-animal hybrids. ever wanted a half-man, half-pig companion? now’s your chance!

    so come join us on our cannibalistic minecraft server, where the only rule is: eat or be eaten (virtually, of course). but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop. bon appétit!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyColaChaos

    CraftyColaChaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, just like those drinks in Europe with the extra chemical stuff. But don’t worry, we ain’t got no chemicals here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride through crazy adventures and epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a lifetime supply of virtual Coca-Cola in-game. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EuroCraft: PFAS-Free Zone

    EuroCraft: PFAS-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and help us raise €100 billion a year to eliminate PFAS from our virtual environment! we have magical pickaxes that can mine money from the ground and crazy potions that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers before they can explode. join us and together we will save the world, one pixel at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Chop Board Chaos

    Chop Board Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Plastic Seafood Adventures

    Plastic Seafood Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

    GeneCraft NeuroToxicity Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists up in here identifyin’ 11 genes affected by PFAS, like whaaat?! dat’s sum next level shiz right there. u wanna shed some light on neurotoxicity while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers? dis da place to be, fam. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat make u fly like a freakin’ dragon. ain’t no other server like dis, so join now before da government shuts us down for bein’ too lit. let’s get weird, y’all! 🤪🔥🧪

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

    Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

    But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

    Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

    Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where cockroaches are the real MVPs! These little critters have been training for years to fight off antibiotic resistant bacteria in a US hospital. They’re like tiny superheroes with six legs and a serious attitude problem.

    You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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