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PFASocalypse: Crafty Costly Chaos

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Towns Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	947608
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we remove PFAS like it’s nobody’s business! our players are so skilled they can remove PFAS faster than you can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! we’re talking about saving the world here, folks! join us and be a hero in the fight against PFAS! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and slaying creepers in no time! who needs global GDP when you’ve got us?! come join now and be a part of something truly epic!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5381
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!