come join our epic minecraft server where fish dinners won’t kill you, but they will make you stronger than ever before! we have magical fish that give you superpowers and make you invincible in battle.
the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.
so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.
