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DumpsterFireCraft

Blaze, contained, Containment, Controlled, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, dumpster fire, DumpsterFireCraft, emergency, extinguish, Firefighters, Fires, flames, hazard, Loss, Prevention, Risk, Safety, Trash, Value

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Items Found:	7571	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

yo, dis server be like a dumpster fire, but in a good way! we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush up in here. join us if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your minecraft life.

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?

CraftyCreeperKitchen

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Cooking, cooking skills, CraftyCreeperKitchen, culinary boundaries, culinary communication, culinary compromise, culinary control, Culinary Creativity, culinary independence, culinary partnership, culinary preferences, culinary respect, Frustration, meal prep, personal space, relationships, Respect, Self-expression

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of your partner thinking they’re the Gordon Ramsay of your kitchen? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook in peace without anyone adding ketchup to your gourmet creations!

We have a special “No Fixing Meals” rule in place to ensure that your culinary masterpieces remain untouched by meddling hands. Build your own virtual kitchen and show off your skills without any interference!

Don’t let anyone ruin your cooking vibes – join our server now and cook up a storm without any unwanted seasoning sabotage! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion of culinary excellence!

PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Affliction, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, excruciating pain, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, injury, Loss, mental anguish, MOMENTS, Ouchiest, PainCraft, physical pain, smp, sorrow, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, worst pain

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

HackCraft: LifeHax101

clever hack, creative idea, efficiency hack, everyday hack, HackCraft, handy trick, innovative hack, life hack, LifeHax101, little known hack, productivity hack, quick fix, secret hack, simple life hack, smart solution, time saver, uncommon hack, uncommon tip, uncommon trick, unique hack, unknown life hack, useful tip

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us and discover the ultimate life hack that no one knows about – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic gameplay you’ve ever seen? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

2024.., accusations, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election interference, foreign relations, Government, HACKING, Interference, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, RedstoneRigged, russia, SECURITY, Server, united states, US

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3702
Star Shards Collected:	92	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET.

FrenchRapeRecruiters

Abuse, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, drugged, France, FrenchRapeRecruiters, husband, Justice, Legal System, Manipulation, Misogyny, prosecutors, rape, sexual assault, traumatic experience, victim blaming, violence, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mines Excavated:	2897
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of the real world where husbands drug their wives and recruit 70 men to do unspeakable things. on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is surviving the zombie apocalypse and building the most epic castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help stop them before it’s too late! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

25, cfb, cfb 25, Cfb25, college football 25, franchise madden, madden, madden 25, madden franchise, madden nfl 25, madden yoboy pizza, madden25, Minecraft, NFL, pizza, Server, unemployed yoboy pizza, yo boy pizza, YoBoy, yoboy pizza, yoboy pizza madden, yoboy pizza unemployed, yoboypizza

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content and comedic commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His witty humor and engaging personality have helped him become a well-loved online personality, making him a favorite among viewers of all ages.

WardenRival

Earth, Earthsmp, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, server-network, WardenRival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a new LifestealSMP and EarthSMP join WardenRival its a new and up and coming server network.

play.wardenrival.org:19132

Tax Evasion Minecraft Server

big companies, business lunch, companies, deductions, Empires, Europe, Evasion, Fairness, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, modern countries, politicians, power, Server, Tax, tax declaration, TAXES, taxes explained, taxes for idiots, VAT, Voting, workers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4145	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	8496
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of being taxed to oblivion by your government? Do you feel like you’re getting screwed over while big companies get away with murder? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, taxes are a thing of the past! That’s right, no more pesky deductions from your hard-earned diamonds and emeralds.

Join our server and experience true freedom from the tyranny of taxes. Build your empire without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of tax-free loot!

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be taxed on is your ability to build epic structures and survive in a world full of surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /BlockBuddies/ – Pixel Party

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, BlockBuddies, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, Party, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	462851	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with quirky characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, and Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic adventures of Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ as she battles dragons and builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans of Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる – this girl is a total prankster!

Join us for non-stop laughs and crazy moments with characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, and even Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー – the skeleton with a heart of gold (literally)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス – she’s got a pet creeper that does tricks! Plus, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ is known for her epic builds that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisBrokeNoRentCoverAITA

broken furnace, essential home repairs, Family Support, financial priorities, Heartless, immediate needs, job loss, job placement services, local charities, necessary repairs, parents’ opinions, recharge, Safety, selfish, sibling support, SisBrokeNoRentCoverAITA, sister’s rent, Tough Decisions, tough job market, unemployment benefits

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9627
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s rent problems? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize fun over family drama!

Join us and escape the real world where siblings ask for money instead of diamonds. Our server is the perfect place to recharge and forget about tough job markets – unless you’re mining for diamonds, of course!

Don’t worry about being called selfish or heartless here, because on our server, the only thing you need to prioritize is building the coolest virtual home possible. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fixing is broken blocks, not broken furnaces.