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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3862 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3878 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!
