CanCraft: Brews & Blocks

Beer, Social, celebration, Party, Drinking

Join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are so lit, they party harder than a six-pack of soda reunited in your belly!

We’ve got pigs that can dance the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

Our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning your wildest dreams into reality. Want a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got you covered.

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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MoneyCraft: Life’s Pay-to-Play

Exploitation, commercialism, market manipulation, Lifes, financial industry

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there’s a secret underground industry that’s makin’ mad dough off of you, bro. Like, they’re literally makin’ money off of you from the moment you spawn in. It’s like some next level conspiracy stuff, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fightin’ against the evil industry overlords and makin’ sure you keep all your hard-earned diamonds. Plus, we got the sickest builds and the most epic mini-games you’ve ever seen.

So come join us and help us take down the industry that’s tryna steal your money. Together, we can save Minecraft and have a blast doin’ it. Let’s do this, gamers!

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SnowLeopardEatsBushCraft

Analysis, Insight, NEGATIVE, co-occurred, snow leopards

so liek, u kno wen u play minecraft n u see a snow leopard? well dis server is liek dat but wit snow leopards eatin plants n stuff. dey eat dis bush called myricaraia n wen dey do, dey dont eat animals. its so crazy, dey only eat plants wen dey hungry. join dis server n u can see snow leopards eatin bushes all day long. its so wild, u wont believe ur eyes. come join us n witness da epicness of snow leopards eatin plants in minecraft. its da best thing u’ll ever see, trust me.

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MooCraft

Consumption, Risks, debate, unpasteurized, milk industry

Are you tired of living in a world where raw milk is frowned upon? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire village dedicated to the glorious consumption of raw milk! Join us and experience the thrill of milking cows with your bare hands and chugging that sweet, unpasteurized goodness straight from the udder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Join their ranks and fight epic battles against evil mobs while wearing nothing but a suit made entirely of diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the raw milk-fueled adventures begin!

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SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

follow direction, Consumption, Directive, it…your, obedience

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

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FTSCraft: Where villagers make more sense than the game physics! Join us for hilarity and adventure in Germany’s quirkiest Towny server.

FTSCraft Minecraft Server

Server Type	German RPG Server
Focus	Realistic Middle Ages and Fantasy Universe
Features	New mechanics and plugins such as diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, tobacco
New Map	Open beta on May 25, 2024

FAQ:

1. What is the main focus of FTSCraft?

The server focuses on a mix of realistic Middle Ages and fantasy elements, appealing to a wide range of players.

2. What unique features does FTSCraft offer?

FTSCraft offers new mechanics and plugins like diseases, nutrition, alcohol, drugs, and tobacco to enhance gameplay.

3. When will the new map be available for players?

The new map will go into open beta on May 25, 2024, welcoming German-speaking players to join.

4. How can I stay updated on FTSCraft?

Join the Discord server, watch the trailer on YouTube, and participate in the forum discussions to stay connected with the FTSCraft community.

BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

culture, tradition, Savoring, Warm, confusion

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

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UnderageCraft: Where Child Marriage is Just a Game!

vassal states, growing tits, orgies, chopping off tits, crossdressing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, including but not limited to: – Building giant statues of butt sex and spreading aids – Competing in contests to see who can chop off their balls the fastest – Growing virtual tits as a male and strutting your stuff – Crossdressing and roleplaying as your favorite Minecraft character – Moulding virtual pussy meat into a pixelated penis (ouch!) – Engaging in virtual sex during menstruation (because why not?) – Cleaning buttholes and pussy with your Minecraft tongue while spreading pixelated herpes – Participating in virtual blowjobs and threesomes – Watching and creating virtual Minecraft porn (it’s a thing, trust us) – Drinking virtual female piss for hydration (it’s a delicacy in our world) – Engaging in virtual cuckolding (because why not spice things up?)

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, anything goes in our pixelated paradise!

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CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

guilty pleasure, refreshment, Global, Creepercraft, cravings

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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AstaxCraft: The Ultimate Potion for Endless Adventures

AstaxCraft, meta analysis, athletic performance, supplementation, cardiovascular health

hey u, yeah u! r u tired of being a slowpoke in minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us and experience the power of astaxanthin supplementation!

imagine running faster than a speeding bullet, jumping higher than a kangaroo on steroids, all thanks to this magical supplement! our server is like no other, with players zooming around like they’re on crack (but they’re not, we promise).

we’ve done some serious scientific research (not really, we just made it up) and found that astaxanthin makes u a minecraft pro. u can outlast all ur friends in those epic pvp battles, mine faster than a pickaxe on steroids, and build like a boss.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wonders of astaxanthin supplementation! trust us, it’s gonna blow ur mind (and ur friends’ minds too).

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