Consumers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PrivatizedPiggyBank

PrivatizedPiggyBank, regulations, efficiency, economic impact, high prices

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is fully privatised, including energy, water, and rail services! But don’t worry, we promise it won’t cost you an arm and a leg like it does in real life Britain. In fact, we’ll pay you to use our services because we’re just that generous! Plus, rumor has it that our rail system is run by a herd of friendly llamas who will take you on a wild ride through the pixelated countryside. So come join us and see why our server is the most absurdly fun place to be in all of Minecraft!

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Zero Hero Energy – Shift the Responsibility

PRESSURE, greenhouse gases, Myth, Shift, individual action

join our epic minecraft server and become a net-zero hero in a world where individual action actually matters! forget about the energy sector’s lies and take matters into your own blocky hands.

imagine a world where every tree you chop down actually helps the environment, where every creeper you defeat is a step towards saving the planet. our server is like a virtual utopia where you can make a real difference, all while having a blast with your fellow gamers.

don’t let the energy sector fool you into thinking you can’t make a difference. join our server and show them that one block at a time, we can change the world. plus, we have the best pixelated parties and the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a hero!

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Pringle Crisp Cafe

less calorific food, behavior change, Pringle crisp, Decision making, eating habits

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u laugh ur pants off while u build ur epic castle? well, dis server is da one for u! we got crazier than a llama on a sugar high reasons for u to join us!

first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!

so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.

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CraftyEats – FoodieRankings

Healthy Eating, food choices, Food Labels, Food Rankings, healthy living

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a research database for 50,000 processed foods cuz who doesn’t wanna know the best snacks to munch on while playing minecraft, amirite?

we got rankings for all the foods so you can make sure you’re getting the best fuel for your gaming sessions. need some extra energy for that intense pvp battle? grab a snack from our database and dominate the competition!

plus, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. ever wanted to fight a dragon made out of cheese? well, now you can on our server!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the snacking begin!

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Leftover Freeze Fun

frozen items, leftovers, FREEZER, Dent, Link

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

porn, paid porn, ignorance, illegal, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

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AwoogaMC

AwoogaMC, multiplayer, Creative, building, Exploration

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

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No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

digital communication, No. 925878168, social media, ANONYMOUS, post

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

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Will To Live Minecraft SMP

caring about yourself, self love, mental health, Proactive, smp

Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

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GiftGoneWrongCraft

love language, Assertiveness, Gaslighting, body image, self esteem

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

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