Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got pasta everywhere, like literally, there’s pasta blocks, pasta mobs, pasta biomes, you name it! And the best part is, we don’t trust pasta, like at all. That’s why we have windows on all the pasta boxes, just to make sure there’s actually pasta inside. I mean, who knows what could be lurking in there, right? So come join us and let’s explore this wacky pasta-filled world together, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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PastaWindowMinecraftSMP
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Fur-Free Evolution Clothing Co.
come join our epic minecraft server where we make humans evolve to lose fur like some kind of crazy clothing industry experiment gone wrong. you’ll be mining and crafting with a bunch of naked players running around, trying to survive in a world where clothes are a thing of the past. who needs armor when you’ve got natural protection, amirite? so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing you’ll be wearing is a smile (and maybe a helmet, because safety first, right?). it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about finding the perfect outfit again.
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Ad Blocker’s Paradise
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
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Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.
plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.