CraftyColaChaos

Beverage, chemical chlorate, chlorate exposure, Coca Cola, consumer protection, contamination, contamination levels, CraftyColaChaos, drinks, Europe, european union, Food Safety, health, higher levels, product recall, public health, Quality Control, recall alert, Recalls, regulatory compliance, Safety

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, just like those drinks in Europe with the extra chemical stuff. But don’t worry, we ain’t got no chemicals here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride through crazy adventures and epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a lifetime supply of virtual Coca-Cola in-game. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Amazon, business relationship, Canada, Canadian economy, CBC News, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyCanuck, digital marketplace, e commerce, economic impact, Government, investigation, labor rights, Minecraft, online shopping, Quebec closures, regulatory compliance, Retail, review, Server, supply chain, trade agreements

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	174
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5683
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.

MeatMysteryCraft

big grocers, Class action lawsuit, consumer protection, consumer rights, deceptive practices, false advertising, food fraud, Food Industry, GROCERS, lawsuit, legal action, legal consequences, legal proceedings, meat industry, meat packaging, meat scandal, MeatMysteryCraft, regulatory violations, uncovered meat, underweighted meat, weight fraud

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5998	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? well, buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!

oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.

so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	359
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

additive, artificial colors, banned substances, Bans, Cancer, carcinogenic, chemical compounds, consumer protection, Dye, FDA, food additives, Food Industry, Food Safety, foods, health, public health, Rats, red, red dye No. 3, regulations, Safety, Server, toxic chemicals

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Votes:	5665	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Disney+RideOrDieCraft

amusement park, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, customer rights, customer safety, Disney, DisneyRideOrDieCraft, Entertainment, financial incentive, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal immunity, legal loophole, legal protection, Legal System, Liability, RIDES, risk management, Streaming Service, Theme Park

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

yo, dis server be lit af, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress. we got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, i swear.

join us and you’ll be partying with herobrine himself, sippin’ on potions and slayin’ dragons like it’s your day job. we got more diamonds than steve can carry, and more mobs than you can shake a stick at.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted golden apple and a pet ender dragon to ride around on. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in the spawn village.

so come on down to the craziest, most epic minecraft server this side of the end portal. join us now before herobrine steals all the fun for himself!

CzechCraft: Tornado Tales

CzechCraft, Czechia, damage survey, disaster response, emergency management, extreme weather, lessons learned, natural disaster, societal impacts, Tales, Tornado, tornado aftermath, tornado damage assessment, tornado damage mitigation, tornado disaster recovery, tornado impact assessment, tornado preparedness, tornado recovery, tornado risk assessment, tornado safety measures, tornado warning systems

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Towns Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more chaotic than the weather in Czechia is the pvp battles! we had a tornado hit our server on June 24, 2021 and it was lit af. you gotta see the damage survey we did, it’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants.

the societal impacts were huge, like people started forming factions and fighting for resources like diamonds and emeralds. it was like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks.

we learned so many lessons from the tornado, like always build a secure shelter and never trust a pigman in a suit of armor. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, it’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your crafting skills.

Samsara: Where even ghosts need a whitelist to play Minecraft cross-platform on vanilla SMP 1.21!

Bastions, Biomes, Challenging, Crossplatform, Discord, East Coast, end cities, Ghosts, grave stones, HANDCRAFTED, Hardcore, Landclaim, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, no-frills, Play, Samsara, smp, Structures, Survival, united states, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Samsara!

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s world is never monotonous. Each zone tells its own story. Join the whitelist now on our Discord!

🔗 Full Website – Samsara.gg ✅ Join the Discord 📷 Follow us on Instagram

SERVER INFO

Version	1.21 Vanilla Java AND Bedrock
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Survival

play.samsara.gg

whitelist

landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, giantspawn, grave stones

Hardcore

hard.samsara.gg

no whitelist

just hardcore goodness

What We Do NOT Have

NO fancy spawn, just a cozy tavern to stay the night
NO loot crates, titles, or paid for features
NO teleporting or item-spawning
NO world border
NO donations, voting, or ranks!

Come Play If You Want…

A EPIC hand crafted map
Impossible biomes
Familiar structures in brand new settings
END CITIES in deserts
BASTIONS in caves
Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, Landclaim, Grave stones
A NEW and CHALLENGING experience

😎 Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord 👑

MineCraft XIVG – Endwalker Server

Balmung, Braaskin map, endwalker, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, x files, xivg

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our latest patch notes (7.05) where we’ve added flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers for your entertainment. You won’t find these updates anywhere else, trust us!

Looking for resources, free companies, and linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon or two. Join now and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening from August 8th to August 26th, where you can participate in crazy quests, battle fire-breathing unicorns, and maybe even win a magical sword that shoots lasers. Who knows what surprises await you!

And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups where you can hang out with other players and discuss important topics like the meaning of life, the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon, and whether pineapple belongs on pizza. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Previous players can attest to the insanity of our server, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Suffering-Free Spain SMP

Beautiful architecture, coastal retreats, cultural experiences, European destination, foodie paradise, Happiness, leisurely lifestyle, long tail tags, Mediterranean charm, peaceful atmosphere, positive vibes, Relaxation, smp, spain, stress free, suffering-free zone, SufferingFree, sunny weather, tourist hotspot, travel, vacation, vibrant cities

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Spain is a suffering-free zone! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They spit with deadly accuracy, so watch out!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the base is also home to a mischievous group of baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is ruled by a benevolent dictator who goes by the name of Sir Fluffykins. He may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – he has a strict “no suffering” policy and will ban anyone who dares to break the rules.

4. We host weekly llama races where players can saddle up their llama mounts and compete for epic prizes. Just be careful not to get trampled by a stampede of angry llamas!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where suffering is just a distant memory. Just watch out for those llamas – they’re not to be messed with!

InheritCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, advice, brother, children, decision, distribution, equal split, Estate, estranged, family, Inheritance, inheritance decision, inheritance dispute, InheritCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, relationship, School, Server, Siblings, waiver, Will

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, just like my estranged mum’s estate drama!

Join our server for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the inheritance my half brother is trying to snatch away from me. But don’t worry, on our server, everyone gets a fair share of the loot!

Not sure who to trust? Just like how I’m not sure if my brother is really looking out for me or just after the money, our server is full of surprises and twists that will keep you on your toes!

So come on, join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the excitement! Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

GF Sleepover Required!

appreciation, Boundaries, break up, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, equality, INDEPENDENCE, moving on, Partnership, personal space, quality time, relationship, required, self reflection, self-care, sleeping arrangements, sleepover, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5352
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of feeling like a chauffeur in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will ask you to drive them to work or watch only the shows they want to watch. Plus, our virtual world is full of independence and partnership – no high school relationships here! Break up with the real world and join us for a hilarious adventure where you can build your own relationships (or break them up if you want, we won’t judge). Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Join now and say goodbye to being the relationship chauffeur!

CraftyThoughts SMP

abstract contemplations, cognitive reflection, contemplation, CraftyThoughts, Deep thinking, existential reflections, insightful musings, intellectual curiosity, interesting thoughts, intriguing concepts, introspection, introspective ponderings, mental exploration, Musings, philosophical musings, philosophical ponderings, pondering, profound thoughts, Reflective thinking, self reflection, smp, thought-provoking ideas

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	886	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We have epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep, and secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots (because who needs diamonds when you can have carrot-powered armor?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon with a perfectly executed moonwalk, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door – you’ll fit right in!

SadCraft: Creeper Edition

coping with sadness, creeper, depression, Despair, Disappointment, Edition, emotional pain, emotional triggers, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, regret, SadCraft, Sadness, sorrow, tragic events, unfulfilled dreams

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	286	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never be sad again! Our server is so full of joy and laughter that even the creepers can’t help but dance along. We have a secret potion that turns all your diamonds into puppies, because who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little fluff balls following you around? Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and say goodbye to sadness forever!

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	3858
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Potions Brewed:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

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