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  • CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

    CraftyFiredGrocerySavings
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

    But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

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  • TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

    TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!
    Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

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  • EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

    EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

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  • CraftyGroceryPriceDrop

    CraftyGroceryPriceDrop
    Are you tired of waiting for grocery prices to drop like they promised on the news? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about grocery prices again because we have a magical market where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your virtual shopping cart with as much virtual food as you want without spending a single virtual penny. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens in our server lay golden eggs that you can trade for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to expensive groceries forever!

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  • CraftyInflation9.5

    CraftyInflation9.5
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.

    we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.

    join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!

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  • CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

    CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!
    come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!

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  • CraftyPriceWars

    CraftyPriceWars
    come join our epic minecraft server where the prices are always right but the challenges are always wrong! we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and sheep singing opera. you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

    we have a special event where you have to guess the price of a block of dirt, but watch out, because inflation has made the price is right games a lot harder. one minute dirt is worth a diamond, the next minute it’s worth a potato. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    if you’re looking for a good time, a good laugh, and a good dose of insanity, then join us on this minecraft server where the prices are right, but everything else is just plain wacky. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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  • PixelPricedShock

    PixelPricedShock
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got prices so outrageous, you’ll think you’re in the Upside Down. Need a stack of dirt? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a golden apple, please. And don’t even get us started on the price of a diamond sword – you might have to sell your soul for that one!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually our server owner’s pet, and if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our Nether is so wild, Piglins are riding around on Striders like they’re in a rodeo. So saddle up, partner, and join our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • CraftyBrokePlayers

    CraftyBrokePlayers
    Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, everything is FREE! That’s right, you heard me, FREE! Want a full set of diamond armor? No problem! Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? Easy peasy! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Um, sure, why not! Join our server and say goodbye to the days of emptying your virtual wallet for some shiny gear. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers. So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few brain cells from laughing so hard)!

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  • CraftyRublesMC

    CraftyRublesMC
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN INFLATION CAN’T KEEP UP! WE’RE TALKIN’ 8.3% INFLATION, BUT OUR SERVER IS STILL POPPIN’ OFF LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

    JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS WITH A TWIST! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, ZOMBIES DOING THE MACARENA, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? HOP ONTO OUR SERVER AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN INFLATION WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED?

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