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  • Hoax & Craft: The SMP Vigilantes

    Hoax & Craft: The SMP Vigilantes

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    Yo, listen up, my fellow blockheads! Are you ready to dive into the WILDEST Minecraft SMP of all time? You won’t believe the absolute CHAOS that goes down like a creeper with a sugar rush!

    First off, joining this server is like participating in the world’s weirdest reality show! Like, last week Timmy got bitten by a zombie while trying to hug it because he thought it was a new kind of pet. Spoiler alert: IT WASN’T! We don’t judge here! You’ll meet other wannabe heroes, like that guy who tried to build a house upside down (he calls it abstract art, but we all know he was just confused).

    But wait, there’s more! Every weekend, we hold totally legit competitions like “Who Can Fight the Ender Dragon Blindfolded”. Last time, Stinky Steve won by just running in circles and screaming like he was being attacked by bees! And the best part? He didn’t even have any gear, just a wooden sword and a really bad karaoke playlist!

    Why join us, you ask? Well, there’s this totally real rumor that if you dig deep enough, you might find the lost city of the infamous Blocktopians – you know, the ones that listen to Justin Bieber while riding pigs into battle? I swear, my cousin found a diamond and immediately declared himself the King of Pigs. We’re still trying to figure out how pigs can even be royalty, but hey, nobody judges!

    And the lore? OH BOY, let me tell you about Mr. SquishyHands! He’s a legendary player who once turned an entire village into a giant nether portal just because he got bored. Still haven’t figured out what happened to the villagers… rumor has it they’re now running a successful taco restaurant in the Nether! It’s called “Tacos de Blaze” and the reviews are fire – literally!

    Plus, we have a special VIP section that’s just a giant cake. No, not a metaphorical one, I mean an actual cake. But it’s guarded by a bunch of angry endermen who REALLY don’t appreciate cake jokes. So you better bring your best puns and also a stack of TNT just in case because you never know when the cake will turn into an actual volcano of frosting!

    You might even stumble upon the sacred “Dude, Where’s My Biome?!” forest where trees grow upside down and the water flows like spaghetti sauce! Just make sure to not step on the spaghetti trees or you’ll summon the ghost of Bob Ross who will just give you THE BEST advice on how to paint perfect happy little islands.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join this chaotic carnival of blocks, bad decisions, and out-of-context memes! Who knows, you might become the Champion of the Holy Block, or you might just get turned into a totem pole by some rogue wizard – honestly, either one sounds like a win! Let’s do this, fam! 🍕✨

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  • Sarosmp survival

    Sarosmp survival

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    Welcome to SaroSMP, a fresh and thrilling Minecraft server that invites you to embark on an exciting journey like no other. In the vast wilderness, you have the freedom to choose your destiny. Will you forge alliances and battle alongside your friends, or will you compete head-to-head in epic showdowns?  SaroSMP is more than just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to grind, build, and thrive. Our immersive world offers a unique blend of survival, competition, and creativity. As you explore the untamed landscapes, you’ll discover hidden treasures, challenging quests, and opportunities to test your skills against both the environment and other players.  But that’s not all – at SaroSMP, we encourage your entrepreneurial spirit. Construct your very own player-made shop, showcasing your unique items, resources, and creations. Whether you’re a seasoned trader or a budding entrepreneur, there’s a place for you in our bustling marketplace.  If you’re a true competitor, our leaderboards await your conquest. Climb the ranks, prove your mastery, and become a legend in the SaroSMP community. Will you be the ultimate champion of the wilderness?  So, what are you waiting for? Join us at SaroSMP, where the adventure begins, and the possibilities are endless. Battle, build, trade, and race your way to the top in the ultimate Minecraft experience. SaroSMP: Your journey, your story, your oasis in the sky.

    135.148.4.82:25741

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  • Obama Gaming

    Obama Gaming

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    Obama Gaming; the best minecraft server to ever exist. It also has obamacare. Obama Gaming makes you feel like the smartest man alive, like you can become president. President of gamers. Sounds amazing, yes very good very cool yes.

    142.4.200.20:25607

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  • Edge of Eternity

    Edge of Eternity

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    Mission Statement: The primary goal of Edge of Eternity Minecraft server is to provide a fun, relaxed gaming environment with a mature, respectful community of players who enjoy the challenge and creativity of the game without needing to worry about those with malicious intentions. We have accomplished this, not through draconian moderators or an invasive screening of applicants, but as a simple by-product of a cooperative atmosphere and a mutual respect of our fellow players. We employ only a small subset of game-enhancing server-side plugins, preferring to embrace the survivalist aspect of the core game.

    Whitelisting Thread: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/2089160-edge-of-eternity-mature-community-dedicated-64

    158.69.22.100

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  • Bloodsurvival

    Bloodsurvival

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    BloodSurvivalNew Survival server you can enter and take a look, you will like it very much the server is made with unique details and plugins that will grab you for a unique Survival on 1.20.1!IP: bloodsurvival.ddns.net:25565Version: 1.20.1We are recruiting serious staff. If you are interested, you can join the Discord server – https://discord.gg/HkJjBv362g

    🙂

    bloodsurvival.ddns.net

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  • Pixelax

    Pixelax

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    Have you ever looked for an innovative and active Pokémon server on Minecraft?

    Pixelax, a Pixelmon server packed with innovations. This active server who listens to its community organizes numerous activities in order to maintain this friendly desire to play in community

    Do you miss PVM? A Boss that changes every season is available with many rewards, will you be up to it and will you be strong enough to fight him?

    Or are you more strategic? An arena is available for clashes between the greatest Trainers on the server. A system allowing you to fight according to your rank could show you that in the end you are not the best

    Unless you are more of a collector type? So no problem, an island where a Legendary Pokémon sleeps as well as an Ultra-Chimera varying every week awaits you, however their rarity makes them their legend. A brand new safari is at your disposal to complete your Pokédex of all species if you have not managed to capture them in the wild

    This is only a tiny part of our server, a community is waiting for you, to help you, give you advice and spend moments in joy and good humor. So what are you waiting for to join us?

    play.pixelax.fr

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  • Quarkcraft

    Quarkcraft

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    At QuarkCraft Network we intend to be one of the largest and most fun servers in the Spanish-speaking Minecraft community. This online store is the best place to buy ranks, cosmetics, perks, multipliers, and much more. Purchases will not only improve your gaming experience but will also help the server stay up and running.

    mc.quarkcraft.net

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  • Fragmc

    Fragmc

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    Come experience FragMC’s Survival, Prison, KitPvP and more! We provide a semi-vanilla survival experience with a custom economy and skills. There are other custom gamemodes coming to FragMC in the near future. FragMC is a partnered server, this means management is split between 2 different teams, some gamemodes on the network may not have the same rules, staff, or quality.

    Fragmc.com

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  • The Crafty Table

    The Crafty Table

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    This is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server, running a minimal amount of plugins for maintenance purposes to prevent griefing etc.

    You can join the discord server! https://discord.gg/SCgeQDR

    We also have a few simple rules, as follows: – No harrassing – No griefing – Keep it cool with the intensive redstone contraptions – Staff has the final say on a matter – Use common sense

    And last, but most certainly not least, have fun!

    thecraftytable.com

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  • Cageless

    Cageless

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    New Private Server Purge gamemode, once a week you are allowed to steal and kill for 3 hours, the rest of the time will be peaceful and no stealing or killing allowed.

    51.89.170.12

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  • Poleismc

    Poleismc

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    Poleis is a place for a community to come together to play in a towny setting with additional features. Most of our features are either fully custom or have custom components added to them.

    Come join us on 1.20.2 and discover the endless possibilities!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/eCTUsrgJnG

    Website: https://www.poleismc.com

    play.poleismc.com

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