Tired of being judged for texting and driving? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the big touch screens you want without any pesky warnings! Our cars are equipped with touch screens so massive, you’ll forget all about the dangers of distracted driving. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of touch screen madness!
TouchCraft: Drive & Text Edition
CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!FoodCraftRevived
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve the same old stale content? Well, look no further because our server is like that discontinued food item you wish they brought back – exciting, nostalgic, and full of flavor!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and battling evil mobs with a sword that shoots out laser beams of pure awesomeness!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots, and a petting zoo filled with adorable baby dragons and unicorns.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!
CellCraft: No WiFi Needed!
so, like, u know how u always gotta rely on that crappy wifi to play minecraft on ur laptop? well, not anymore, bro! come join our server and never worry about laggy wifi again cuz we got laptops with CELLULAR DATA CONNECTIVITY! u can play minecraft in the middle of a freakin’ desert if u want, no wifi needed! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and magical flying pigs that drop diamonds! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers! so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!