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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8011 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the iPhone AI stuff is so dystopian, even Siri is plotting world domination. But fear not, brave adventurer, for joining our server will protect you from the clutches of OpenAI and their nefarious plans.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.
