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LiquorCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together! -
Upgrade My iPhone SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the iPhone AI stuff is so dystopian, even Siri is plotting world domination. But fear not, brave adventurer, for joining our server will protect you from the clutches of OpenAI and their nefarious plans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.
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CelebHateCraft
Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying? -
Crafty Crackers: Where Vidya Devs Cater to White Dudes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that cater to the same old white male demographic? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got sexy pixelated characters that will make you question your own blocky existence. And forget about voting with your wallet, on our server, you vote with your dance moves! That’s right, every time you bust a move in-game, you’re casting your vote for the next crazy event we’ll host. So come join us and let’s get this block party started! -
PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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MineCraftMania: GF vs. Chores
Are you tired of feeling like a 24/7 personal chef and chauffeur for your lazy partner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed escape from the real world, where you can build your dream house without worrying about cooking dinner for someone who won’t lift a finger to help.On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where you are appreciated for your hard work. No more excuses from lazy partners, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, who needs a stay-at-home mom when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?
Join now and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you are the master builder of your own destiny. And hey, if your partner complains about you spending too much time on the server, just tell them to “find less”!
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CatSnitchHOA
so, imagine a minecraft server where cats not only speak human languages fluently, but they also run the show. yep, you heard that right. these feline overlords have taken over and are now recruiting players to join their epic quest for world domination.why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, you’ll get to ride around on giant flying cats that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. pretty epic, right? not to mention, the currency on this server is catnip, so you’ll never run out of ways to bribe your way to the top.
but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that the legendary cat king himself resides in a secret palace made entirely out of yarn. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes and eternal glory in the cat kingdom.
so what are you waiting for? join this purrfectly insane minecraft server and let the cat-tastic adventures begin!
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raw pvp
Raw PvP is a Minecraft PvP server offering minimal lag and a fast ping for players in Asia, including those from Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, and Nepal. It is in offline mode (aka cracked) and features game modes like duels, FFA, practice PvP, and more. Learn all about it by joining Raw PvP’s Discord server.
Discord: https://discord.gg/XDPc3QedZp
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