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LiquorCraft Minecraft Server
hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together! -
Upgrade My iPhone SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the iPhone AI stuff is so dystopian, even Siri is plotting world domination. But fear not, brave adventurer, for joining our server will protect you from the clutches of OpenAI and their nefarious plans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.
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CelebHateCraft
Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying? -
Crafty Crackers: Where Vidya Devs Cater to White Dudes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that cater to the same old white male demographic? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got sexy pixelated characters that will make you question your own blocky existence. And forget about voting with your wallet, on our server, you vote with your dance moves! That’s right, every time you bust a move in-game, you’re casting your vote for the next crazy event we’ll host. So come join us and let’s get this block party started! -
PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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CruiseCraftBabyNoob
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are caused by creepers exploding your house!On our server, you can build your dream Disney cruise ship and sail away from all the stress and responsibilities of real life. No need to worry about high-risk pregnancies or job loss here, just focus on mining diamonds and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.
Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never guilt trip you for taking a well-deserved vacation. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – after all, who needs “irreparable damage” to relationships when you can have endless fun and adventure in Minecraft?
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ToxicTrendzMC
Join our Minecraft server and escape the slow death of society by diving headfirst into a world where the only thing killing you is a creeper explosion! Our server is like a magical sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without worrying about the impending doom of society. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sheep drop real-life money when you shear them. So come join us and say goodbye to the real world, where the only thing slowly killing you is the lack of diamonds in your inventory! -
Pitch Perfect Adult Minecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can learn absolute pitch as an adult!!! who knew u could become a musical genius while playing blocky games??? our server is like a magical music school where u can train ur brain to have super hearing powers!!! become the next beethoven of minecraft and impress all ur friends with ur newfound skills!!! forget about boring old critical periods, on our server u can learn anything at any age!!! join now and unlock the hidden potential of ur brain!!! #minecraftmaestros #blockybeethoven -
ReefCraft
MOB Arena where you can get ruby with a fight. Rubin stores are rare objects and Chunk Loader. Unique weapons and armor with their own texture, craftable op stuff and recipes. Skill system for development. You can open ranks and rare objects from op boxes.
play.reefcraft.hu
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Nova Anarchy
Server Name Nova Anarchy Features Hacking and Griefing allowed, Base building, Pvp, No resets Community Small regular player base, welcoming community Discord http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy Java IP Nova-anarchy.net FAQ
Is hacking allowed on this server?
Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other player’s builds?
Yes, griefing is allowed on this server.
Is there a limit to base building?
No, you are free to build as much as you want on the server.
Are there any restrictions on PvP?
No, PvP is allowed on the server.
Will the server ever reset?
No, there are no planned resets for this server.
Is the chat moderated on this server?
No, the chat is not moderated so you can freely express yourself without fear of being banned.
How big is the server?
The server has a total of 243 GB of space, even though it is still a young server.
What projects have already been completed on the server?
The server has already completed an obbi roof and 2 nether highways to the world border, as well as many spawn projects.