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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7932 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.