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KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	246
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	176	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	New Chunks Explored:	69336
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	182
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!