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  • "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

    "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

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    🎮🌍 Hey all you blocky-brained, diamond-loving peeps! Are you tired of your boring ol’ vanilla Minecraft life? Are your cows looking at you funny? 🤔 Well, have I got the place for you! Join the craziest, most chaotic SMP this side of the End Portal! 👾✨

    Picture this: Last week, I was building a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian 🏰, right? But then, BOOM! Out of nowhere, a herd of trained llamas 🦙 with laser eyes attacked and stole my snack stash! That’s right — SNACKS! I was left with nothing but popcorn kernels! And guess what? You can only get popcorn from the secret skyland where only the elite of the elite can go. Which, coincidentally, you can join by simply sacrificing a diamond pickaxe to the Great Creeper in the Nether. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the popcorn. 🍿

    And then there’s Steve the potato. Long story short, he used to be a regular Minecraft villager until he got cursed by a witch who was actually a professional potato farmer in disguise (don’t ask, long story). Now he’s our town’s unofficial mayor and holds weekly karaoke nights where the theme is “Most Awkward Animal Sounds” 🦓🐢. Last time, I belted out “MOOSE ON THE LOOSH” and earned a solid 47 eggs as a reward. I mean, who doesn’t want eggs, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our wacky band of blockheads and you might run into the legendary Squidward who still owes me two emeralds for last week’s pizza party in the End dimension. 🍕 Okay, the pizza was just a bunch of mushrooms on a bedrock plate, but it tasted like victory!

    Not to mention the giant llama races! 🏇 Did I mention that the llamas may or may not be powered by forbidden enchantments? Last time, I tried to ride one, and I flew straight into a cloud of angry endermen! Totally knocked me into next Tuesday, but it was worth it to see them trip over their own feet as I soared gracefully through the air like a majestic potato!

    Still not sold? We have monthly “Fetch Night” where we throw diamonds into a river and see which poor soul jumps in first to get them, only to be attacked by pufferfish. It’s like Minecraft but with a dash of “what were you thinking?” 🤷‍♂️

    So come on down, dive headfirst into the nonsense, and find out why joining this Minecraft SMP will be the best decision you’ll make today (after buying that 99.99% off magical llama whistle you saw on eBay, of course). If you’re still skeptical, just remember: if you aren’t laughing at YOURSELF while mining for diamonds, are you really even playing Minecraft? 💎😹🔥

    Join now, or forever miss out on eternal llama chaos! It’s time to make some epic fails together! 🚀💣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StrangeSMPObservations

    StrangeSMPObservations

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a crazy circus of chaos and fun! Like, one time I saw a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies. Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they only play dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLoveSleepers

    CraftyLoveSleepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action happens – in the bedroom! That’s right, on our server, colleagues are constantly sleeping together in the most scandalous ways possible. From secret rendezvous in the mines to steamy encounters in the Nether, you never know what kind of workplace romance you’ll stumble upon next. So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to mix business with pleasure, come join us and see where the night takes you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SlovakiaCraft – Rallying for Fun! Minecraft Server

    SlovakiaCraft – Rallying for Fun! Minecraft Server

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    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF, like more lit than 100,000 peeps in Slovakia protesting against their PM or sumthin. we got rallies in 20 cities, like who even knew Slovakia had 20 cities, amirite? come join us and be part of da revolution, but like, in Minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and u might even run into Putin himself (jk, but wouldn’t that be wild?). so what u waiting for? join now and let’s show dat PM who’s boss, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPalsCraft

    PixelPalsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we give out diamonds like they’re candy on halloween? well u better hop on quick cuz we got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible for 69 minutes (nice). plus, we got a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian that takes u on a wild ride through the nether.

    oh and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in designated areas so don’t worry about your precious builds getting wrecked. join us now and experience the madness for yourself, just make sure to bring your sense of humor cuz things get wacky around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Aquatic Oasis Craft

    Aquatic Oasis Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where water creatures rule the land! forget about boring old land animals, we have dolphins riding pigs, squids building castles, and turtles leading armies!

    dive into the depths of our underwater world and discover hidden treasures, secret caves, and ancient ruins. swim with the sharks, battle the sea monsters, and ride on the backs of giant squids.

    on land, things are just as wild. chickens can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! climb to the top of our floating mountains, explore our enchanted forests, and build your own kingdom in the clouds.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever created. who needs boring old land when you can have a world where anything is possible? come make a splash with us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VisionCraft: Nerve Repair Drug

    VisionCraft: Nerve Repair Drug

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can restore your vision in the game! we got this new drug called LL-341070 that can make your brain go brrrr and repair all the damaged stuff in your virtual world. just like how it enhanced mices brain in real life, it will enhance your minecraft brain too! who needs glasses when you can just pop a pill and see clearly again in the game? join us now and experience the ultimate high of virtual vision restoration!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Zoobastiks server minecraft

    Zoobastiks server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Zoobastiks server!

    Immerse yourself in a unique world, where each corner is impregnated with magic and adventure! Here, technologies are intertwined with fantasy, and incredible opportunities are waiting for you at every turn. The entrance is available from any version of Minecraft from 1.12.2 to 1.21.4 – just connect to Zoobastiks.20tps.name and start your journey!

    Features of Zoobastiks

    ? Develop communication: our convenient chat provides many opportunities for communication and interaction with other players.

    ? Epic tasks and awards: participate in daily quests, collect rare objects and win cool prizes!

    ? Economic system: open shops, trade with other players and earn, developing your empire.

    ✨ Unique effects and animations: Explore the world surrounded by particles, light effects and visual magic.

    ? Protection of the territory: create your possessions and ensure their safety from unwanted guests.

    ⚒️ Interactive mechanics: convenient teleportation, auctions, unique objects and many other opportunities for the game to become even more exciting.

    ? Happy roulette: experience good luck in the draws and feel the excitement of victories!

    Zoobastiks community

    We created platforms that unite players, wherever they are:

    Telegram chat: Connect to our Zoobastik channel in Telegram. The server chat is synchronized with Telegram, so you can always be in touch with friends!

    Discord community: Discuss strategies, find new friends or just relax, communicating in our Discord.

    Zoobastiks is a world where everyone will find their place. It doesn’t matter if you want to build, explore or trade, this server is waiting for you. Enter the game, connect to IP zoobastiks.20tps.name and start your story!

    ? Zoobastiks is your world, your rules.

    zoobastiks.20tps.name

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ravencraft

    Ravencraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ravencraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Address: mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules: https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html
    Gallery: https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html

    About Us:

      • New map for 1.21.4
      • Periodic world border expansions
      • Hard difficulty with sleep plugin
      • Firespread is turned ON
      • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
      • High-end, dedicated hardware
      • BlueMap and Discord
      • LGBTQI+ friendly
      • Grown-ass adults

    We’re looking for players who:

      • Are 18 and over
      • Don’t use hacks or cheats
      • Are respectful of other players
      • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    FAQ Questions & Answers:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server at mc.ravensburg.org and follow the instructions provided.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is not allowed, as we focus on a community-oriented gameplay experience.
    Are there any banned items or blocks? We have a restricted items list that is regularly updated, so make sure to check the rules for the current list.
    Can I use mods on the server? We encourage a semi-vanilla experience, so major gameplay-changing mods are not allowed. However, visual mods like shaders may be permitted.
    How can I apply to be a member of the server? Simply join the server and ask for the application process from the staff members. It’s quick and painless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • IndieCraft Central 1.21.3

    IndieCraft Central 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you like big indie vtubers with over 1000 viewers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this Minecraft server where we build pixelated versions of the biggest vtubers out there. No 999 CCV oshi allowed, we only want the big boys and girls with 4 views or higher. Check out our live /BIG/s and create your own wordcloud with our special creator. Don’t forget to rock our /BIG/ logo while you’re at it. And hey, we even have ferrets! Join us on this wild ride and make your Minecraft dreams come true. Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous server. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PurrfectPixelCraft

    PurrfectPixelCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cat rescue missions more than anything else! Join us and help save virtual cats from the dangers of the blocky world.

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a poor, timid Minecraft cat in the freezing -20c weather. The virtual rescue team is too busy to help, so it’s up to you to spay/neuter, vaccinate, and socialize the little furball. But wait, the cat suddenly falls into respiratory distress! Do you have what it takes to make the tough decision to either spend $700 on emergency care or euthanize the cat? The fate of the virtual kitty is in your hands!

    Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, but a virtual hero for all the pixelated felines out there. And remember, if you can’t handle the heat of the virtual vet bills, maybe it’s time to rethink your cat-saving career in the blocky world. So, are you ready to be a hero or just another pixelated villain? Join now and let the cat-rescuing adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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