CONSUME Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP

CONSUME, Curiosity, decompose, Deep thinking, ecosystem, Existential, Farming, hypothetical, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmingUsMinecraftSMP, Plants, Ponder, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, thought experiment, Wonder

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of being farmed by plants in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the tables have turned! Here, plants are the ones being farmed by players, providing us with oxygen until we eventually decompose and consume them! It’s a wild world out there, so come join us for some hilarious plant revenge and wacky adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so existential and plant-tastic?

JavaJunkieGenes

23andme, addiction, Caffeine, coffee, CONSUME, Drinking, European ancestry, gene variants, genetics, genome study, health, heritable habit, influence, Inheritance, JavaJunkieGenes, Lifestyle, parents, research, uk, UK Biobank, US

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2605
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Ores Mined:	5472	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Yo, so like, you ever wonder why some peeps can’t function without their daily dose of coffee? Well, turns out it’s in their genes, bro! Like, imagine joining this cray cray Minecraft server where everyone is obsessed with coffee because it’s in their DNA!

We got peeps building coffee shops, brewing potions that make you run faster (like you’ve had one too many espressos), and even riding llamas that have been fed coffee beans (they’re like, super hyper, man).

Join us on this wild ride of caffeine-fueled adventures and see if you’ve got the coffee gene too! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a whole new addiction while you’re at it. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get brewing! ☕🤪

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

MineMind Minecraft Server

Afterlife, BELIEF, CONSUME, Divine, earthly things, enlightenment, Eternity, FAITH, Higher power, inner peace, kingdom of heaven, Mind, mindfulness, Minecraft, MineMind, Religion, salvation, Server, Soul, spiritual awakening, spiritual growth, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand…literally! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where angels mine diamonds and the clouds are made of cotton candy.

Looking to build a castle fit for a king? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally build your own heavenly palace complete with golden gates and a moat filled with holy water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Kingdom of Heaven Minecraft server and prepare for a divine adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for any rogue angels trying to steal your diamonds…they can be quite mischievous!

SwallowCraft: Where you have to swallow it…your pride, that is! Join the fun today!

adhere, command, compliance, comply, CONSUME, Consumption, DEVOUR, Directive, follow direction, follow orders, follow through, Fun, gulp, gulp down, ingest, ingestion, Instruction, it…your, Join, obedience, obey, pride, swallow, SwallowCraft, Today

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!

PaintedHenge by EcoRebels

Ancient monument, conservation, controversy, criminal act, cultural heritage, defacement, demonstration, EcoRebels, environmental activism, heritage site, historical site, illegal activity, Just Stop Oil, landmark, paint, PaintedHenge, preservation, protest, Protesters, public outrage, stonehenge, Vandalism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where stonehenge is covered in paint by some wild Just Stop Oil protesters like wut even is happening here lol. like imagine u building ur house next to a rainbow colored stonehenge, it’s like living in a unicorn’s dream or smth. plus, the protesters left behind some epic loot for u to find, like enchanted paintbrushes and rainbow armor. join now before the protesters come back and paint ur house too lmao. #savethestonehenge #juststopoil #minecraftmadness

HunterCraft: Farm-Free Zone

anthropology, Civilization, cultural norms, demographics, Evolution, Farmer, FarmFree, Gatherer, History, human psyche, Hunter, huntercraft, Identity, names, naming conventions, Psychology, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal roles, societal values, society, trends, Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Void Gems Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground village where all da Hunters hang out. dey run around with their bows and arrows, huntin’ mobs like crazy. but don’t worry, we also got a secret above ground farm where da Farmers chill. dey grow all da food we need to survive, and sometimes they even throw epic carrot parties.

but da best part? we got a secret hidden cave where all da Gatherers gather. dey collect all da rare items and treasures, and rumor has it dey even found a diamond horse armor once. so if u wanna be part of dis crazy world where Hunters, Farmers, and Gatherers unite, den join our server now! who needs a normal name when u can be a Gatherer, amirite?

BlackHoleCraft

astronomers, Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial awakening, celestial bodies, cosmic awakening, cosmic awakening in real time, cosmic events, cosmic phenomena, galactic events, galactic phenomena, massive black hole, real-time, scientific discovery, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a black hole of fun and craziness! like, astronomers be watchin’ this server in real time cuz it’s so lit!

imagine building your own spaceship in minecraft and flyin’ through the black hole to a whole new dimension of wackiness! we got aliens, space pirates, and even a talking space cow named Bessie!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet alien that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! who wouldn’t wanna be part of this intergalactic adventure?! join now before the black hole swallows us all! #minecraftmadness

SomeleCraft | Network

accessories, Apparel, blocky universe, creativity, endless possibilities, gaming experience, Gifts, Hardcore, iconic game, imagination, in-game items, Lobby, merchandise, Minecraft, Minecraft-themed, Network, pixelated adventures, PvP, Skyblock, SomeleCraft, SomeleCraft journey, SomeleCraft realm, Survival, virtual aisles

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

SomeleCraft

Welcome toSomeleCraft, your ultimate destination for all things Minecraft! Dive into a world of pixelated adventures and unleash your creativity with our wide range of Minecraft merchandise.

AtSomeleCraft, we offer everything a Minecraft enthusiast could dream of, from unique in-game items to stylish apparel and accessories. Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for a fellow Minecraft fan or want to treat yourself to something special,SomeleCrafthas you covered.

Explore our virtual aisles packed with Minecraft-themed goodies that will enhance your gaming experience and bring your love for this iconic game to life. Immerse yourself in the blocky universe of Minecraft withSomeleCraftand let your imagination run wild.

Join us at SomeleCraftand take your Minecraft journey to the next level. Shop now and discover a world of endless possibilities in the realm ofSomeleCraft!

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OddityCraft Server

attraction, Beautiful, beautiful girl, Big brains, Buck naked, Chest feelings, Confusing attraction, Deeply apologetically, Dim Fool’s show, Exceedingly attractive, Explanations needed, Good to look at, Hurl herself, No sexual attraction, Not the right kind of beautiful, Oddities, OddityCraft, Phenomenon, post girls, Push her away, Server, Soft cock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5009	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	1623	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of being sexually attracted to every girl you see in Minecraft? Want a server where you can admire beautiful girls without feeling the urge to do the dirty deed? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls who are so stunning, you’ll be too intimidated to even think about getting frisky with them.

Take for example, our resident beauty queen who looks like she stepped out of a magazine cover. She’s so gorgeous that your brain will short circuit and your libido will take a vacation. You could be surrounded by a sea of naked girls and still feel as chaste as a nun.

Join our server for a unique experience where you can appreciate beauty without any of the pesky sexual desires. It’s like a breath of fresh air for your loins. So come on over and feast your eyes on our non-sexually appealing yet undeniably attractive ladies. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay you never knew you needed!

CarryCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, carried, CarryCraft, Chivalry, comfort, Communication, empowerment, equality, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, Minecraft, partner preferences, personal boundaries, physical affection, physical strength, Preferences, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, societal expectations, traditional norms, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Mines Excavated:	3456
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the heavy lifting yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players, which is why we offer a special feature where you can carry your fellow players around like a true hero! Who needs horses when you can have your friends piggyback you to victory?

Join our server and experience the thrill of being carried to battle by your trusty companions. Whether you’re storming a castle or exploring a dangerous cave, our unique carry feature will have you feeling like a true Minecraft superstar. So come on, join us and see why being carried is the ultimate power move in the world of Minecraft!

DisneyWorldFamMCServer

blended family, childhood memories, civil co-parenting, co parenting, disney world, DisneyWorldFamMCServer, divorced parents, divorced parents vacation, fair invitation, family conflict, family dynamics, family trips, family vacation, holiday dinners, Memories, only child, parental involvement, parental relationships, passive aggressive behavior, sibling opinions, vacation planning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ores Mined:	8884	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive behavior, awkward meals, and divorced parents trying to coexist in a pixelated world.

Experience the thrill of navigating through virtual landscapes while dodging emotional landmines. Will your dad be too busy speedrunning through dungeons to notice your mom lurking in the shadows? Will your mom take breaks from building her dream castle to reminisce about the good ol’ days with your dad?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings-in-law who think inviting divorced parents on vacation is a recipe for disaster. Will they sabotage your virtual vacation or join in on the chaos?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community that thrives on family drama and virtual escapades? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with outrageous stories and unexpected twists. Join now and let the drama unfold!

WifeStealerCraft

Apology, childcare, Communication, compromise, flexible job, Frustration, gym, heat wave, migraines, morning routine, parenting, reaction, Running, sacrifice, Schedule, self-care, STAHM, Understanding, WifeStealerCraft, workout time, yoga studio

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where running away from your problems is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

Join us for a morning jog through our virtual world, where you can escape the heat waves and migraines of real life. Don’t worry about sacrificing gym time for your significant other, because here, you can prioritize your own well-being without any guilt trips.

Experience the thrill of dodging virtual obstacles while avoiding the wrath of a 4-year-old who didn’t get her snack. And remember, on our server, intent doesn’t matter – only your ability to outrun your problems.

So come join us and start your day off right with a dose of virtual cardio and drama-free workouts. Who needs a gym when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

BlocktopiaQuests

AMBITION, BlocktopiaQuests, determination, DRIVE, Forward Momentum, goals, growth mindset., inner strength, inspiration, motivation, never give up, overcoming challenges, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, progress, resilience, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to be inspired by the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky, shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the rare and magical Rainbow Bacon Pigs that will fill your heart with wonder and laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Warriors who will challenge you to epic battles of clucking chaos. Can you defeat them and earn their trust? Only the bravest and most skilled players can!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

K9Craft Minecraft Server

arms deal, artillery, Asia-Pacific, defense budget, defense contract, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense technology, eastern europe, international relations, K-9 howitzers, K9Craft, military alliance, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, Minecraft, Romania, security cooperation, Server, south korea, weapons acquisition

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that has romanian howitzers? well, u r in luck cuz dis server has got u covered! imagine blowin up creepers with a freakin howitzer, bro! it’s gonna be lit!

u think that’s all? oh no, my friend. dis server also has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen guards, they don’t take kindly to intruders.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yea, u heard me right. flying. pigs. they drop bacon that gives u super speed and strength. it’s like a bacon-fueled rampage through the minecraft world.

so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane server and let the chaos begin!